AlinaMaria

AlinaMaria

Joined 21 weeks 7 hours ago

Was bastardly 7 hours 7 min 6 sec ago

100 years old

UK

AlinaMaria's Bio

AlinaMaria hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • terrible outfit but the rest... (on Hot or Not: Jodi Albert @ 2008 Inside Soap Awards)
  • i hate her hair but i think... (on Petra Nemcova - Joy Magazine, August 2008)
  • exactly! i could never date a man smaller than me ... (on Kimberley's guestbook)
  • LOL hes 5'8" apparantly. Not that small but im 5'9... (on Kimberley's guestbook)
  • LOL oh i see you thought i... (on Carmen Electra Hosts Party @ Prive in Las Vegas)
  • no i just meant she's not... (on Carmen Electra Hosts Party @ Prive in Las Vegas)
  • i dont rate this bird... (on Olivia Wilde @ Fox All-Star Party in Santa Monica)
  • erm. Shes a broad.... (on Carmen Electra Hosts Party @ Prive in Las Vegas)
  • I would fancy david beckham,... (on David Beckham's New Ride = Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead!)
  • what is that like tk maxx or... (on Jennifer Love Hewitt & Ross McCall Shop At J.Crew!)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1)I went to an all girls Catholic school.
    2)My favorite food is Italian.
    3)My favourite drinks are beer, red wine and bailey's with chocolate vodka.
    4)I live in a VERY small town where everybody knows everybody but most people are stuck up
    5)My favourite toy as a kid was a doll named Cathy who has one eye and no fingers or toes, she's still in my room but everyone is scared of her except me.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Im too demure for that! However i do have a totally kinky sex swing installed in my bedroom. I kid, I kid.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Just this general bastardness thing Ive got going on.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Just someone who looks healthy
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Frank Lampard
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Booze, hip hop, kebabs and cheesy chips.

    Your favorite food is...
    Seafood on Stintino beach, porcetta, gambas al pil pil, paella, bavette aux echalotes, gnochetti, pane frattau, black pudding, BACON, chips, tuna, pavlova, mums apple pie, teewurst, pate, mortadella, bresaola with parmesan...i cant choose just one!!!
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Frank Lampard
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Dirty dancing.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Hip hop, soul, RnB. ABBA

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Adrien Brody

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    My BF
    Adrien Brody
    Timothy Olyphant
    Denzel Washington - how could i forget you???!!! <3<3<3
    Thierry Henri
    Jose Reina
    Will Smith
    Fabio Cannavaro
    Taye Diggs (wish he was taller)

    Your favorite quote is...

    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    Mae West

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Croatia
    America
    Japan
    In no order.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Their smile

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Heroes
    Gossip Girl

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A camel
    An old wino on the train

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Sister Sister
    Boy Meets World
    Sabrina the teenage witch
    Arthur
    TMNT
    Super Ted
    Rude dog and the dweebs
    Whatamess

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    any hollywood pretty boy look. Eugh. That means you Brad Pitt!!

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    The Beatles - Penny Lane
    Alicia Keys - The Life
    Pharoah Monche - Body Baby
    Ocean Colour Scene - The day we caught the train
    Britney Spears - Slave 4 u
    Boyz 2 men - water runs dry
    Beach Boys- Don't worry baby
    Grandmaster Flash and the furious five - White lines
    Michael Buble - Everything
    Sugarhill Gang - Rappers Delight

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    03/19/1908
    Your Bastardly Location
    UK
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Victoria Walking Corpse Beckham
    Parisite Hilton
    Amy Winehouse
    Keira Knightly (her personality)

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    KIM KARDASHIAN!!!!, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Halle Berry, Olga Kurylenko, Cheryl Tweedy, Noemie Lenoir, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Gabrielle Union, Cindy Crawford, Jessica White, jessicarabbit08
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    oh yeahhhhh

    AlinaMaria's Guestbook (387)

    San Pellegrino Aranciata. YUM

    i lurrrrrrve maury!

    YOUR SOO SEXY..... NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! lol

    love you babygirllll! ;o)

    Thanks for the comment girl. I read that you like italian food, yep gotta agree with ya!Hope ur having a great week ;) take care, ciao

    really he is 5'8''? im kinda surprised, i just assumed he was tall. I'm 5'8.5'' and i live in heels so im afraid it wouldnt work for me either. its the whole feeling little and protected thing :-)

    nah my weekend was the same, i stopped in too, might make up for it this weekend though, idk yet.

    "saving myself for the toon lol" is that toon as in Newcastle?

    just curious...how tall is taye diggs?! looks tall to me, maybe wishful thinking lol