The-Phantom-Writer

The-Phantom-Writer

Joined 17 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 7 hours 15 min 37 sec ago

The-Phantom-Writer's Bio

The-Phantom-Writer hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • ... Bad tattoo... terrible... (on Fashion Rating: Rihanna @ Fashion Rocks 2008)
  • ... You have to be a real... (on Quick Note: Miley Cyrus Is Still Alive & Well)
  • ... if she is supposed to be... (on Miley Cyrus Looked Older Than 15 @ Fashion Rocks 2008)
  • ... *Humms like Suge Avery*... (on Elizabeth Hurley @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards)
  • ... Clean your damn nails... (on Kristen Stewart Hits The Cover of Entertainment Weekly Mag)
  • ... she kinda looks like... (on Fashion Rating: Keira Knightley @ "The Duchess" UK Premiere)
  • She looks like a mix of... (on Christina Aguilera Looking Hot @ Her New Perfume Launch in NYC)
  • ... She doesn't look that... (on Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Play Mommy & Daddy. Aaw.)
  • ... Does that child ever... (on Zahara Jolie-Pitt Takes A Private Jet With Daddy)
  • ... Can we get some Demi... (on Selena Gomez Went To Eat Frozen Yogurt!)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I am a dude.
    I like to write and draw decent pictures
    I like to dance like an old man (mostly like Marvin Gaye)
    and have a blue pen!

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Being one of the oddest dudes around when at my best... and the fact mommy and daddy weren't married when they had me (<-<)

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    ... um... just don't be thinner then my thigh or bigger then maybe.... the length of my arm...?
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    ... it's mean to call someone ugly... just say they have character lol
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Not a party person... I like small gatherings so much more then a bunch of random people who are not fascinating being around me.

    Your favorite food is...
    Soft Pretzels...
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    ... Though it wasn't them having sex I liked the Jennifer Lopez and Richard Gere dancing scene in 'Shall We Dance.' If she was into older men they would have hooked up possibly... maybe... never mind that thought has wtf ew written all over it.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Jazz... and music thats not/no longer popular i.e. I turn on the radio its not on every flippin station

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    ... uh... none...

    Your favorite quote is...

    “Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.” Robert Frost

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Various Places in Western Europe, W/e part of Africa that isn't scorching hot & Japan...

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Their face

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Heroes & Ugly Betty...

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    My friend's who aren't the skinniest girls (they aren't fat dudets either mind you) but when they run to me for a hug... sometimes it feels like they are trying to tackle me and mug my ass.

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Veronica Mars... Heroes... wasn't on yet... Ugly Betty... wasn't on yet.... ummm yeah

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/31/2008
    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Erase hot and put women I would like to know, 1. Annasophia Robb, 2. Evanna Lynch, 3. Natalie Portman, 4. Kristen Stewart, 5. Zooey Deschanel, 6. Elizabeth Hurley, 7. Rachel Bilson, 8. Emily Browning, 9. Rachael Leigh Cook, 10. Keisha Castle-Hughes
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    From the Movie 'Big Fish': "Most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely and lacking in social niceties”

    and from Dave Chappelle: “The worst thing to call anybody is crazy it’s dismissive "I don't understand this person so they're crazy" thats bullshit. Cause people are not crazy, they are strong people. Maybe the environment is a little sick.”

    The-Phantom-Writer's Guestbook (2)

    Funny! I like your Anything Else quotes.

    I'm assuming you're a teenager. You seem bright for a teenager. Good for you!

    LOL your profile is funny!! You like to draw "decent pictures" haha glad you clarified that