john

john

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: I have a nearly perfectly symmetrical skull
If i could go back in time i would pursue a career as a foot model
I'm a Philadelphia Eagles fan
and a William Blake fan
I believe that "Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about."
so i am formulating a philosophy based on the sublimity of bacon
I am indulgent with my keyboard but strict with my voice
I drink beer or liquor, but almost never wine
I hate both going to sleep and waking up
and i love breakfast
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: any type of guided tour
What makes you Bastardly?: an overdeveloped sense of indignation
coupled with a chronic and incurable recognition of my own mortality
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: 115-130lbs
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: Anna Nicole Smith probably isn't looking too hot right now
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day: http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/01/09/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-megan
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: fuck if i know
Your favorite food is...: hard shell tacos
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: Tyra Banks
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...: well it would have been the scene in Monster's Ball
if i didn't have to see Billy Bob Thornton's ass
and if Halle Berry could have shut the hell up for two fucking seconds
Music You Would Die Without...: Black Sabbath, The Who, Monster Magnet, Nick Cave, Tad, Brahms, Beethoven, Queens of the Stone Age, Faith No More.
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: Anne Coulter
because i'm pretty sure she has a penis
and i think the world should know
Your favorite quote is...: "So farewell Hope, and with Hope farewell Fear"
John Milton
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: Wales
Japan
Italy
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: face
Two Favorite TV Shows...: Lost, 24, Deadwood, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: Geese?
that's not real crazy i guess
i've been attacked by bouts of soul-sapping alienation
that's kind of crazy
right?
RIGHT!?
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: Sandra Oh
Oprah
Rosie O'Donnel
Ellen Degeneris
Star Jones
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: Rachel Nichols, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Asia Argento, Leslie Feist, Bridget Moynahan, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Heather Graham, Petra Nemcova
Anything else you wanna say about yourself...: Beyond a mortal man impassion’d far
At these voluptuous accents, he arose,
Ethereal, flush’d, and like a throbbing star
Seen mid the sapphire heaven’s deep repose;
Into her dream he melted, as the rose
Blendeth its odour with the violet,—
Solution sweet: meantime the frost-wind blows
Like Love’s alarum pattering the sharp sleet
Against the window-panes; St. Agnes’ moon hath set.

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AlinaMaria

Fri, 05/16/2008 - 11:09

I was just browsing around peoples profiles and i read your comment about bacon. Im not kidding you, I eat it every day. Im not sure how healthy that is but its my favourite food in the world... Anyways just thought id share that!

Manolo

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 17:04

I don't know if I could go back to school dude. I did well but my last day of college felt so good I'm not sure I would stand it again. The pervert side of me would though, chicks were and probably still are pretty hot.

JennyClaire

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 19:44

Thank you very much! That is very nice of you......

Manolo

Tue, 05/06/2008 - 12:31

How's it going? Ana Nicole! Hilarious.

WokkaWokka

Wed, 04/30/2008 - 21:13

overall i think it was pretty good. maybe they can use one of their picks to get a good veteran reciever or something next year. i like the reciever that they drafted; apparently hes insanely fast but the only problem is that he's only 5'9. hopefully his speed makes up for it

JennyClaire

Tue, 04/29/2008 - 02:07

ps. Keats is the man.