shandi

shandi

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: sleeping pills are my crack, i cry at least 2-3 times a week, i am obsessed with my pug, i am addicted to talk shows (tyra, steve wilkos, maury, etc), and i come from a 100% german heritage :)
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: in the parking lot of a jehovah's witness church =O
What makes you Bastardly?: no idea.
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: 185-235, i like em big n tall
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: AMY WINEHOUSE! ew.
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: i haven't been to a party in a long ass time, i prefer just a few close friends.
Your favorite food is...: cheerios!
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: lindsay lohan
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...: how bout viggo mortenson banging his wife on the staircase in history of violence? mmmm! haha, nah, i don't really get off on sex scenes, but that was hot.
Music You Would Die Without...: KISS is awesome, but i do loves me some barbra streisand :)
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: don't really have the desire...except i think mario lopez has a huge schlong and i just wanna verify that.
For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List: robert downey jr., glen hansard, will smith, david beckham, jamie oliver, jonathan rhys-myers, viggo mortenson, paul stanley, CHRIS NOTH mmmm, jake gyllenhaal and CHRIS BROWN!!!!!!!!!
Your favorite quote is...: "you've seen a fart escape from my asshole" - my boyfriend on how we can no longer become any more close in this relationship
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: florence, rome, paris
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: laugh
Two Favorite TV Shows...: don't watch much tv anymore, the only shows i watch religiously are hell's kitchen and the new season of intervention just started, woop woop
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: my boyfriend's huge italian sausage, mouth rape!
Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...: growing pains, rocket power, saved by the bell re-runs
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: amy winehouse, renee zellweger, sandra bernhard (but i love her!), the cat woman, and...barbara walters now? gross.
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: shayne lamas from the bachelor (she is the prettiest girl i've ever seen!), elisha cuthbert, i like miley cyrus dammit!, kate bosworth when she was not as skinny, tila tequila, miranda kerr, adriana lima, kim kardashian, kate winslet, and christina ricci.
Anything else you wanna say about yourself...: my real name isn't shandi, it's one of my favorite kiss songs. my real name is alison, i was named after the elvis costello song.

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DAMAGE Inc.

Wed, 07/02/2008 - 20:09

DAMN!!!!

d55

Wed, 07/02/2008 - 17:06

why are you talking about me on Richard's wall? are you jealous that i write more than one message on his wall? why do you keep bringing me up on people's walls, you ugly horse faced bitch

Aisha P

Wed, 07/02/2008 - 04:17

Thanks Shandi, youre really pretty too! d55 is just too much. Seriously, its ridiculous!

Richard-Schlichting

Tue, 07/01/2008 - 22:01

Hey look someone is obessesed (below)...I kid.
Sorry you had such a bad day and I look forward to reading your message when you have the time.
Hugs,
Richard

d55

Tue, 07/01/2008 - 20:50

says the biggest joke herself

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