The Baby Penguin
The Baby Penguin
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1. I want to open my own "no kill" animal shelter.
2. I go on animal shelter websites to view their urgent adoptable dogs. I copy the ads and post them on craigslist to get the dog more exposure so they have more of a chance of finding a new home.
3. I just adopted a surrendered dog at a shelter. She was going to be killed the day I adopted her. She was SO scared and shy, it's been 3 days now that she has been in her new home and she has opened up a lot! She wants to be loved on constantly! I think she was extremely deprived at her last home. Anyway, I LOVE HER.
4. I want to help lower the number of dogs euthanized every year.
5. I am from beautiful Encinitas, CA. Who could ask for more?
6. I want to travel to India- Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...
The Internet. It would give me such a huge rush to know that I was available for the public to see. BUT then I remember how many sick SOB's there are out there...that stops me.
- What makes you Bastardly?
My sharp tongue and sharp wit. What really makes me bastardly? Maybe it's b/c I'm extremely rude to stupid people...or that I can be obnoxiously disagreeable. Insulting air headed bimbos and calling them out for being retarded usually brings me tons of pleasure. I hate ugly people and will not associate with them. Fat people are worthless shit stains that have no excuse for their obsene weight problems and I
will tell them this. I am persuasive and misleading. I like to trick people. I like to make fun of people and laugh in their face. I am a sexy mother f*cker. I am a genius.- Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
- 175-190
- Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
- Rosie O'donnell! Fucking Whale.
- Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
- http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/07/17/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-melody
- What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?
The Baby Penguin
Music
420- Your favorite food is...
- Anything Mexican
- Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...
1. Cold Mountain
2. The Notebook
3. Factory Girl- Music You Would Die Without...
Reggae
- One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...
Matthew McConaughey
- For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List
1. Matthew McConaughey
2. James Marsden
3. Orlando Bloom
4. Ashton Kutcher
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Brad Pitt
7. James Marsden
8. Ryan Gosling
9. Jake Gyllenhaal
10. Christen Bale- Your favorite quote is...
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...
India
Ireland
Australia- What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Shoes
- Two Favorite TV Shows...
Chelsea Lately
The Soup...I love Joel McCale!- What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?
I moth the size of a sea gull...I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
- Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...
Degrassi JR. High
Saved by the Bell
Fresh Prince of Bell Air
In Living Color
Saturday Night Live
Step by Step- Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List
1. DUSTIN DIAMOND "He makes me nauseous...no joke."
2. Carrot Top "jacked up, foul ass, nasty, repulsive, disgusting ginger"
3. Richard Simmons "LOL what a douche bag!"
4. Andy Dick "another douche bag...stupid twat"
5. Steve Buscemi "I like this guy... he is just SO beat." How sad :(- Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List
1. Sigourney Weaver "I thought she was suppose to be the alien...yuck"
2. Glenn Close "who like her? really? WTF she is a monster"
3. Lindsay Lohan "good for nothing, ginger whore"
4. Sandra Bernhardt "hardly a celeb, know for being disgusting"
5. Star Jones "Seriously, this bitch needs to vanish" She is a nightmare!- Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
- 1. Jessica Alba, 2. Aishwarya Rai, 3. Candice Michelle, 4. Salma Hayek, 5. Adriana Lima, 6. Scarlett Johanson, 7. Ashley Judd, 8. Kate Hudson, 9. Kate Beckinsale, 10. Drew Barrymore
- Anything else you wanna say about yourself...
Well my name is Candice Michelle... LOL! No joke. Oh and BTW the chick is HOT and her name just makes her that much hotter. I am charming, funny, and adventurous. I will write more later...
Just call me the baby penguin. I little info about me: I am not a high maintence bitch, it takes a lot to set me off or hurt my feelings. I like to chill with guys more then girls b/c it seems the majority of girls I have met are fucking annoying and whiny. Although I have one girlfriend and we are super tight. Like sisters even. We have even made out a few times! No joke! We were a little drunk but the guys liked it. Anyway, I am not judgmental, I like to stay busy and have a good time. No drama and I'm cool. :)
