C. Esmeralda

C. Esmeralda

Joined 24 weeks 32 min ago

Was bastardly 2 weeks 17 hours 18 min ago

"....The best place on earth...."

C. Esmeralda's Bio

C. Esmeralda hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • This is the reason why i... (on Kim Kardashian's Huge Ass Promotes DWTS Premiere Tonight!)
  • she always looks dirty... (on Chloe Sevigny @ 2008 Creative Arts Emmy Awards)
  • ya... they put a brownbag on... (on Kat DeLuna @ The Baby Phat Show)
  • haha, im not gonna say... (on Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes Unveil The Obsessions Collection)
  • I'm hungry now.... yum... (on Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes Unveil The Obsessions Collection)
  • another post, another... (on From The Bastardly Archives... Three Years Ago!)
  • I found this funny vid, poor... (on Shawn Johnson - USA Women's Gymastics - 2008 Olympics)
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! the worn... (on Heidi Montag Shoots Music Video For "Overdosin")
  • shut the eff up bitch ! he's... (on For d55: James Hetfield Is Sleeping Around In London)
  • she suffers from paris... (on Shauna Sand Brought Her Daughter To Work in Miami Beach!)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I like old movies
    Im deeply in love with my kids
    People think Im 12 years old ! LOL
    I love Pasta
    .... and I love pasta ....

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    180 lb
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    KARINA SMIRNOFF
    Your favorite food is...
    Pasta
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Heidi Montag !!! BIIIIITTTCCHHH @@$%$##
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...
    Music You Would Die Without...

    Classic

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    - Ewan McGregor. period

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Greece
    Egypt
    Land of Fire

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    - Eyes and hands

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    - Family guy

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    - A freaking praying mantis !! O_O

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    - KARINA SMIRNOFF ... wait.... is she a girl ?
    - Steve Buscemi (Love him anyways lol)
    - Michael Jackson

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    1 - Space Oddity - David Bowie
    2 - The one I love - R.E.M
    3 - Ashes to ashes - David Bowie
    4 - Don't answer the door - B.B King
    5 - Lucy in the sky with diamonds - The Beatles
    6 - Golden Years - David Bowie
    7 - Child in time - Deep Purple
    8 - Cold as Ice - Foreigner
    9 - Take it back - Pink Floyd
    10 - Overjoyed - Stevie Wonder

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    09/02/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    "....The best place on earth...."
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    - Karina Smirnoff (fugly fug fuck)
    - Donatella Versace
    - Tilda Swinton
    - Lisa Rinna
    - Jocelyn Wildenstein http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/images/plastic_surgery_amok.jpg
    - Sandra Oh

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    - Carolina Ardohain http://oberdata.com.ar/pred/imgs/pampita__23.jpg, - Valeria Mazza, - Bar Rafaeli, - Natalie Portman, - Natalie Glebova, - Alessandra Ambrosio

    C. Esmeralda's Guestbook (6)

    no problem :D

    exactly! That's why I love him because even though he has that rugged look, he is just a little puppy deep down haha

    don't mind me just having a lil stalk

    Hi Stalkette! :-)

    thanks, yours too. You look like you've got a really good figure on you!

    Thank you ;)