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What makes you Bastardly?: I don't really give a shit and nobody can make me.
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: I guess that depends on how much HUGE implants weigh...
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: Hillary Clinton... that voice kills me.
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: Drinks mixed in a trash can
Girls with emotional issues
Plenty of bathrooms
Your favorite food is...: Rare steak
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: Hmmm....
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: OF ALL TIME (in no particular order):, Yvonne Craig as Batgirl, Myrna Loy (so hot), Barbi Benton, Lynda Carter, Charlize Theron, Heidi "Project Runway" Klum, Ashley Judd, Joan Jett when she is blonde, Bess Myerson (she was Ms America like a thousand years ago), Player to be named later
Anything else you wanna say about yourself...: Nope.