Nancy

Nancy

Joined 20 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 1 day 7 hours 34 min ago

Pearland (South East side of Houston),TX

Nancy's Bio

Nancy hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • What happened to her? She... (on Why's Corey Feldman Trying To Look Like Michael Jackson?)
  • I think it's the porno stache he sometimes has hah... (on Glimmer's guestbook)
  • I bet she'd look like a... (on Rihanna & Chris Brown Plan For New Zealand Sex)
  • Butta... (on Adrianne Curry & Boobies @ The Sashi Restaurant Grand Opening)
  • argh my picture didn't show... (on This Is The Guy Who Slept With Judie Marsh Last Night)
  • (No subject)... (on This Is The Guy Who Slept With Judie Marsh Last Night)
  • slapping with?... (on Jennifer Love Hewitt & Ross McCall Went For A Walk!)
  • She's starting to look more... (on Kim Kardashian @ Verizon's Blackberry 8330 Pink Curve Party)
  • Oh gross, I think this is... (on Jodie Marsh Dressed To Impress @ Daylight Robbery UK Premiere)
  • So much hotter than Jennifer... (on Lacey Chabert Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1)Jobless
    2)I'm mixed (Hispanic/Filipina)
    3)I'm clumsy
    4)I'm 21
    5)I'm shy

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Your mom's house

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I talk a lot of shit

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    150-210
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Kirsten Dunst
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    drugs, hot people, weird stuff

    Your favorite food is...
    Red beans and rice (but only from Popeyes)
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Kim Kardashian
    Music You Would Die Without...

    80s music

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    1)James Franco
    2)James Duval
    3)Johnny Depp
    4)James Dean
    5)Keanu Reeves
    6)Tim Armstrong
    7)Billy Idol
    8)Shia LeBouf
    I'll add more later

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    1)New York
    2)California
    3)France

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Eyes/smile, then attitude

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Nip/Tuck
    The Girls Next Door

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A cat. It chased me while I was on my bike when I was about 10. I still remember it.

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Dawson's Creek,Friends,That 70s Show

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    William H. Macy
    Kenny Chesney
    Kevin Rowland
    Frankie Muniz

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    I'm too poor to own one of those

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    08/13/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    Pearland (South East side of Houston),TX
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1)Jennifer Aniston
    2)Mariah Carey
    3)Kirsten Dunst
    4)Sarah Jessica Parker
    5)Paris Hilton

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1)Angelina Jolie, 2)Adriana Lima, 3)Jennifer Tilly, 4)Megan Fox, 5)Marilyn Monroe, 6)Anna Nicole Smith, 7)Jayne Mansfield
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    No

    Nancy's Guestbook (10)

    Hey Nancy....It's Ed from the back....Never saw you up here....Well I have just not all that often...Good learn more about you.
    Shy huh....We can fix that. :O)
    Later,
    Ed or Richie...Your perogative.

    i think it's the stripped tee that *makes* james... ;)

    You sound very sexy!

    HAHAHHAHAH!!!! Seriously?!?!? Pineapple!??! TERRIBLE!! You're fired.

    Your pic is a splendidly successful multi-partite application of situationist semiotic technique upon the post-modern remains of the existentialist statement. In other words: Really Funny!

    y not