the kitten

the kitten

Joined 20 weeks 14 hours ago

Was bastardly 13 hours 56 min 40 sec ago

i feel more at home on the road. fabulous hotels are great, but i can be just as happy roughing it too

the kitten's Bio

nothin to write about here


Recent Bastardliness

  • looks too britney spears-ish... (on Hayden Panettiere in a Skanky Space Suit @ Fashion Rocks 2008)
  • i think every woman wants to... (on Hasbeen Rating: Holly Valance @ Nylon Magazine Launch Party)
  • wtf hahaha... (on Katie Price Remembered To Wear Her Undies!)
  • her hair is so beautiful! is... (on Still-Single Kelly Brook @ Living TV's 15th Birthday Party)
  • i think shes still really... (on Angry Cameron Diaz's New Boy Toy: British Model Paul Sculfor)
  • good eye. that girl behind... (on Who's The Hottie Behind Heidi Montag?! God Damn!!!)
  • yea this is not a good look... (on Hayden Panettiere's TRL Visit Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • ahh again its a celeb... (on Breaking!! Jessica Alba Drinks Coffee From The Coffee Bean!!)
  • i still dont see the appeal... (on Thandie Newton @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards)
  • i still dont even know who... (on The Bastardly Morning Report)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    -yes that pic really is of me, and my boobs arent very big at all (34 B) i just thank victorias secret and good lighting. i thought it was fitting for this website. also fitting since this website is all about pictures, and it shows how pictures can be deceiving
    -when i go jeans shopping, i have to choose the 'short' style (all you short people haters, there i said it!)
    -i have green eyes and i find it cool when i meet other people who have them too
    -im more of a 'cat person' than a 'dog person'
    -i think people who are (or claim to be) 100% straight by sexual orientation are boring and i cant relate to them
    -all i really want to do is travel all the time
    -im definitely an 'ass man' ..or woman i should say. boobs dont matter much to me as long as the ass is nice. luckily in my case, both are nice.
    what can i say, im blessed. haha

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    in the back of a pickup truck in texas under the stars

    Your favorite food is...
    good seafood (from somewhere thats decadant OR dive), chocolate cake, cheese
    Music You Would Die Without...

    classic rock/guitar

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    shakira

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    -gavin rossdale
    -joaquin phoenix
    -river phoenix
    -robert plant
    -paul rudd
    -ryan reynolds
    -emile hirsch
    -adrian grenier
    -jude law

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    their scent

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    graceland- paul simon
    down in a hole- alice in chains
    damn i wish i was your lover- sophie b. hawkins
    magic man- heart
    favorite things- incubus
    breathe- telepopmusik
    lucky you- deftones
    tomorrow- silverchair
    white room- cream
    toes across the floor- blind melon

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/21/2050
    Your Bastardly Location
    i feel more at home on the road. fabulous hotels are great, but i can be just as happy roughing it too
    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    -adriana lima, -tori paver, -shakira, -bar rafaeli, -mila kunis, -kristin kruek, -james king, -sophia santi, -amerie, -raquel welch
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    i think its reallyfuckinweird when people put personal info/pics of their face or kids etc on this website or any website i guess (nope, not a fan of myspace/facebook/exploiting my life in general) and have deep conversation with strangers in their 'guestbooks.'
    also, arguing on the internet= lame.
    but hey, to each his own i guess?

    the kitten's Guestbook (11)

    I like your picture, mmnnnnn

    hey guess you're jude law fan. if you haven't seen it/try to see the film 'my blueberry nights' :)

    Nice picture

    nice tits!

    Hi,
    I just want to say that I agree with what you wrote in the Cassie thread. Try though, to imagine what it might be like to be harassed on a website by someone like Pam regularly for many months. I just lost it with her tonite but I am not normally like that. Unlike her, I do have a job, I go to school, I have a family. I usually just skim the threads here and move on.
    Anyway, your quote about the Special Olympics is true and maybe I should hang that one on my computer for next time I am tempted to get into it with someone on the web. It's just never worth it.
    :)

    well I did the cage diving with Great Whites in San Francisco ( where there are quite a few dive companies that offer the service)-the experience was pretty awesome but you should know its also time sensitive ( mid -late fall only) and pretty expensive ( its almost a grand per person). I also do caged dives here in hawaii on a pretty regular basis ( with Galapagos reef sharks and Tigers)...its on the north shore and only $120. neither dive requires any prerequisite dive skills. Does that kinda answer your question? hopefully ... best of luck to ya :)