Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster

Joined 24 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 3 weeks 1 day 7 min ago

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Cookie Monster hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • She looks so much younger as... (on Lindsay Lohan Set To Appear As Cheerleader on 'Ugly Betty')
  • one time... (on This Is The Guy Who Slept With Judie Marsh Last Night)
  • boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... (on Stacy Keibler @ Verizon's Blackberry 8330 Pink Curve Party)
  • How can I go away? You... (on Shawn Johnson Returns From The Olympics; Hits up Letterman!)
  • Yeah, we're out of here.... (on Shawn Johnson Returns From The Olympics; Hits up Letterman!)
  • Mission accomplished,... (on Shawn Johnson Returns From The Olympics; Hits up Letterman!)
  • Looks like there's something... (on Shawn Johnson Returns From The Olympics; Hits up Letterman!)
  • Move over, Kately, and stop... (on Shawn Johnson Returns From The Olympics; Hits up Letterman!)
  • Move over, Kately, and stop... (on Shawn Johnson Returns From The Olympics; Hits up Letterman!)
  • You know who you are:... (on Shawn Johnson Returns From The Olympics; Hits up Letterman!)
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    07/15/2008

    Cookie Monster's Guestbook (113)

    Hold on a minute, I'm getting dressed.

    i like cookies

    cookie cookie!

    Typo: weaning

    What can I say? Proof reading is clearly not my greatest strength.

    Just stalking you back, for old times sake, sugar puss.

    I hope you are doing well.

    I am wiening myself away from this site as much as my addiction will allow.

    Who knows though, maybe one day I'll just wake up and go cold turkey.

    I'd buy anything written by you. Glad I was able to be your muse, if only for a brief moment in time. It was an honor. My dirty talk is nothing compared to yours though. I mean, how could I ever compete with the Kulachis? There are five of them but only one of me.
    I really do need to get the hell off of this website though and start trying to live my life again, as a better person this time. I have a renewed sense of who I am now and I learned more than I ever thought possible about the male human mind on this site. Stuff that anthropology classes just can't teach you.
    If I ever get to go on a dream date, it would be the one you described in the Kim Kardashian thread. I could die a happy woman after that.
    Good bye.

    I corrected sayonara already. You make typos too, sugar puss. They took the spell check feature off of this website and I forget that. I haven't been sitting around stewing about what you did for months. I knew it was you all along and then I saw an opportunity to try to get to know you a little better. Obviously, you are not married with a child or gainfully employed. Although you are very smart and I am sure that you could direct your intelligence in a different direction and do wonders with your life. I know you're not female and don't expect me to take that phone number and address seriously either. Is that someone else you are mad at?
    Yes, I suffered from a tad of self esteem shortage when I submitted my pics. I think most, if not all, BLOTD's do. That was a while back and things are better for me now. Besides, it was just a stupid, silly thing to do. There was never a need to verbally attack me. I have let go of all of that now. You have no reason to be pissed at me. I have done nothing wrong to hurt you. Calm down.