Isabella

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Isabella

Joined 20 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 7 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago

Isabella's Bio

Isabella hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • overrated!! what has she... (on Petra Nemcova @ "Un Conte De Noel" Premiere in Cannes)
  • despite the teeth she looks... (on Karolina Kurkova @ 2008 Country Music Awards)
  • @ 14 if u r a man you'r just... (on Bastardly Booty Rating: Halle Berry)
  • kinda nice.. if you like the... (on Lydia Hearst @ 2008 Life Ball Fashion Show)
  • why do we even bother... (on Bastardly Breaking News!! Amy Winehouse Brutally Kills A Rose!)
  • that's what happens when u wear stilletos to a mov... (on babygirl2000's guestbook)
  • like to see the cadillac someday!... (on BoneCrusher's guestbook)
  • she just knows that her body... (on Pregnant Jessica Alba Wears See-Thru Dress To Mr. Chows!)
  • she is pretty as hell, funny... (on Bastardly Fashion Rating: Natalie Portman on Broadway)
  • where is courtney love when... (on Caption This, Bitches! (Jenna Jameson & Aubrey O'Day Edition))

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    *I read & write blogs!
    *I'm half 1/3 German 1/3 Italian 1/3 Spanish but was born in Peru (Next to brazil for all you bastards.
    *I sing better than most of the singer now a days but I won't sleep with anyone so I have no record deal yet =P
    *I'm 24
    *I'm a MILF

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    My boss office (btw - Done! Ow!

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    James Franco
    Hayden Christensen
    Eric Bana
    Justin Long
    Shia Labeouf
    Rob hoffman
    Claudio Pizarro (Soccer Player)
    Christiano Ronaldo (soccer Palyer
    Brad Pitt
    Adam Sevani

    Your favorite quote is...

    It's not my favorite but I use it quite often

    They're real damn it!

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Greece
    Jerusalem
    Africa

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Hands and fingernails

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Family guy, George Lopez

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Star Jones
    Rosie ODonell
    Kathy Griffin
    Nina Garcia
    Kim Kardashian

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Elisha Cuthbert, Michelle Monaghan, Vera Jordanova, Briana Evigan, Sienna Miller, Kendra Wilkinson, Rachel McAdams

    Isabella's Guestbook (5)

    babygirl2000
    by babygirl2000
    18 weeks 3 days ago

    Oh really what happened

    BoneCrusher
    by BoneCrusher
    18 weeks 3 days ago

    Hey, how's it hanging - you can't go jacking Starr from my ugly girl corner now and putting her on yours - lol... Wanna take a ride in my Cadillac - better known to most as my office????

    babygirl2000
    by babygirl2000
    18 weeks 3 days ago

    Nm just chilling here enjoying a lazy afternoon how bout u

    babygirl2000
    by babygirl2000
    18 weeks 3 days ago

    hi isabella

    Moelicious
    by Moelicious
    19 weeks 6 days ago

    "Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...
    My boss office (btw - Done! Ow!"

    Haha!! Awesome! The real question: Did you get a raise or what?!

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