greasy

greasy

Joined 26 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 1 hour 35 min 37 sec ago

how is my bastardly birthday optional, but there is no method to delete it?

greasy's Bio

greasy hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • FAT 14 fat minutes, and 59... (on Brooke Hogan The Attention Whore Shows-Off Bra & Fake Boobs!)
  • Gross looking bitch, her... (on Hot or Not: Ashley Edner @ "The Express" L.A. Premiere)
  • my thoughts exactly, She is... (on Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Lesbian Bikini Pics From Mexico!)
  • lots of nice background... (on Audrina Patridge & Her Fake Boobs Help Market Bombay Sapphire)
  • So fucking hot, she makes me... (on Amy Winehouse Suffers A Crack Attack! God Damn!)
  • of all the hot women that... (on Alyssa Milano @ "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" Premiere)
  • I don't really remember her... (on Mila Kunis & Her Sexy Legs Go For A Walk!)
  • Ever since I started... (on Katharine McPhee @ Marchesa Spring 2009 Fashion Show)
  • It must be friday, bastardly... (on The Bastardly Weekend With... Old School Adriana Lima Pics)
  • lol... (on The Bastardly Weekend With... Old School Adriana Lima Pics)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    no

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Because I waste way too much time on this site

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGRwUJk8bnA

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    depends on height, proportionate is best
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Whinehouse is the easy answer, how about penelope cruz for being overrated
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    My cock, moisture, and warmth

    Your favorite food is...
    Burritos
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Me
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    The one with me in it.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    MOTLEY FUCKING CRUE

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Me...or Scarlett Johansson

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    Me

    Your favorite quote is...

    "It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
    Satan, from South Park Hell on Earth episode

    "Rock out with your cock out"
    "Jam out with your clam out"

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    U.K., Sweden, Germany

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    If they are paying attention to ME as they should

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Family Guy, Sopranos

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A retard and a fat girl, luckily it was two different people, though I have nothing against retarded fat girls.

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    MTV

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    ME,

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    Motley Crue: Saints of Los Angeles......the whole fucking CD cause it rocks

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/10/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    how is my bastardly birthday optional, but there is no method to delete it?
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Amy Whinehouse of course, Sandra Oh, Penelope Cruz, Julia Roberts, that's all that come to mind at the moment.

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Alyssa Milano, Yvonne Strahovski, Angelina Jolie, Alyssa Milano, Scarlett Johansson, Adrianna Lima, your mom, Alyssa Milano, Anna Kournikova, and Alyssa Milano

    greasy's Guestbook (10)

    my name is a pimmp called slickback its like a tribe called quest, you have to say the whole thing

    I'm loving your pic + favorite quote xx

    Thanks for the damn message. But Aisha wonders if you are really sexy? Afterall, all Aisha sees in yor profile pic are 2 kiddies playing with bananas. Prove your sexiness, dammit!!!

    oooh... some freaky stuff goes on at Hedonism (so I've heard.

    I hope you weren't too well behaved...lol!

    I was born and raised in Jamaica. Still living here now too.

    So what resort did you go to and where was it?

    Hey, you stalk me but u dont say hello?

    I LOVE that pic!...lol!