greasy

greasy

Joined 14 weeks 10 hours ago

Was bastardly 449 minutes ago

how is my bastardly birthday optional, but there is no method to delete it?

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What makes you Bastardly?

Because I waste way too much time on this site

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGRwUJk8bnA

Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range

depends on height, proportionate is best

Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?

Whinehouse is the easy answer, how about penelope cruz for being overrated

What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

My cock, moisture, and warmth

Your favorite food is...

Burritos

Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?

Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

The one with me in it.

Music You Would Die Without...

MOTLEY FUCKING CRUE

One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

Me...or Scarlett Johansson

For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

Your favorite quote is...

"It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Satan, from South Park Hell on Earth episode

"Rock out with your cock out"
"Jam out with your clam out"

Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

U.K., Sweden, Germany

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

If they are paying attention to ME as they should

Two Favorite TV Shows...

Family Guy, Sopranos

What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

A retard and a fat girl, luckily it was two different people, though I have nothing against retarded fat girls.

Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

MTV

Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

ME,

Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

Motley Crue: Saints of Los Angeles......the whole fucking CD cause it rocks

Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)

07/10/2008

Your Bastardly Location

how is my bastardly birthday optional, but there is no method to delete it?

Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

Amy Whinehouse of course, Sandra Oh, Penelope Cruz, Julia Roberts, that's all that come to mind at the moment.

Your Top 10 Hottest Women List

Alyssa Milano, Yvonne Strahovski, Angelina Jolie, Alyssa Milano, Scarlett Johansson, Adrianna Lima, your mom, Alyssa Milano, Anna Kournikova, and Alyssa Milano

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concubine

Thu, 07/10/2008 - 07:14

I'm loving your pic + favorite quote xx

Aisha P

Sat, 07/05/2008 - 08:20

Thanks for the damn message. But Aisha wonders if you are really sexy? Afterall, all Aisha sees in yor profile pic are 2 kiddies playing with bananas. Prove your sexiness, dammit!!!

Honey