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SuperDave

Joined 34 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 1 week 3 days 52 min ago

SuperDave's Bio

SuperDave hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Hell yeah ace, I want to see... (on Doutzen Kroes @ Prada Presents "Fallen Shadows")
  • ohh, I thought it was pete... (on Bastardly Games: Guess Those Sexy Celebrity Legs!)
  • mmmmmmm, tight sandy... (on Bastardly Loves: Women's Beach Volleyball @ 2008 Olympics)
  • I'll take her when hes done... (on Tony Parker, Eva Longoria, & Her Mother Went To Beso!)
  • mia bella...... (on Kate Beckinsale - Bikini Pics From Cabo San Lucas!)
  • fuckin double tap, so soorry... (on Lisa Rinna - Bikini Pics!)
  • yes, yes I think I would...... (on Lisa Rinna - Bikini Pics!)
  • yes, yes I think I would...... (on Lisa Rinna - Bikini Pics!)
  • thanks Moe, this is good...... (on Carmen Electra in a Bikini @ The DKNY Jeans Beach House)
  • makes me want to play... (on Gabriela Vergara @ 2008 Premio Juventud Awards)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I am not fat
    I don't give a fuck
    I have a normal white guy sized dick
    I am a gun toten redneck from TEXAS.
    I'm really a left handed bastard, you know?

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    on an airplane, and not in one of those tiny stinky restrooms, or maybe in the weightlessness of outer space. That may not work though, cuz i like to get my feet against a wall or something for traction...

    What makes you Bastardly?

    the simple fact that no one likes me unless they get me, and many don't.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    140-150-sturdy is required or internal damage will occur
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Barbara Striesand
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    Kari
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Twister
    strobe light
    warm baby oil

    Your favorite food is...
    italian
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    rosey
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    jack nicholson and jessica lange in postman always rings twice

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Queen, Soul Decons

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Kate Beckinsale

    Your favorite quote is...

    Whatta fuck are you lookin at?

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Italy
    Spain
    New Zeland

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Tits

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Deadliest Catch
    24

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    a bitch
    a great-horned owl

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    I dont fuckin remember, maybe mork and mindy

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Rosey
    Barbara
    Ellen
    Hillary
    Janet Reno

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Adriana Lima, of course, Halle, Salma, Kate, Hiedi, Marissa
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Being the most bastardly bastard I can be...

    SuperDave's Guestbook (14)

    Leni
    by Leni
    22 weeks 4 days ago

    Hi Dave, hope you had a nice weekend,
    blowing kisses :)

    Jackson
    by Jackson
    24 weeks 6 days ago

    Yeah dude, went to Costa Rica for a few days... San Jose and Jaco. It was the start of the rainy hurricane season so practically rained the entire time I was there. It didn't affect drinking beer after beer but kinda sucked that I couldn't explore more than I'd like to. Luckily my one full day in Jaco was completely sunny when the night before arriving it was like a damn monsoon. Oh, and of course, the many offers of drugs and prostitutes was fully available throughout too.

    jessicarabbit08
    by jessicarabbit08
    25 weeks 22 hours ago

    LOL..no i dont really have 6 fingers..but it would be so hot if i did!!
    yeah i heard vin was gay...such a bummer!!haha...hes still hot though! ;o)

    Hallery
    by Hallery
    25 weeks 4 days ago

    Hi SuperDave! Yes, I did have a good weekend! Thanks! How was yours?

    Hallery
    by Hallery
    26 weeks 3 hours ago

    I like your patriotism! lol
    Have a good day! :)

    Hallery
    by Hallery
    26 weeks 3 hours ago

    What is up with that Cathy chick? I can't believe she's trying to pick a fight with you. You seem like one of the nicest people here.

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