SchmaddaKid

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SchmaddaKid

Joined 26 weeks 4 hours ago

Was bastardly 1 hour 11 min 11 sec ago

33 years old

Bethesda, Maryland, USA

SchmaddaKid's Bio

SchmaddaKid hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

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  • next time she tans, she... (on Miley Cyrus Gets Baked For Her Sweet 16th Birthday Party!)
  • i've always loved this girl.... (on The Bastardly Minute With... Emilie de Ravin)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    Born in Buenos Aires.
    Spent four years in Hawai'i.
    I have all ten fingers and ten toes.
    I love the ganja.
    I am an Aetheist Jew Born on Christmas. Remind you of anyone?

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    124.53563 pounds
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Ms. Winehouse. I usually like cracked out hos, but not this one.
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    0509
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Ten pounds of fine ganja. (thx moe.)
    15000 Watts of sounds.
    Your mama.

    Your favorite food is...
    A nice fat medium rare piece of argentine beef.
    Music You Would Die Without...

    All of it. What exactly is fun about life without music?

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Let's see them all naked and compare!

    Your favorite quote is...

    My motto to live by:
    Loco, pero no boludo.
    (Crazy, not stupid)

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    I've been to a lot of places, but I'd still like to see New Zealand and Austrailia, Southeast Asia, and the Galapagos.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    The eyes.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Deadliest Catch is pretty good these days.

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    12/25/1974
    Your Bastardly Location
    Bethesda, Maryland, USA

    SchmaddaKid's Guestbook (29)

    Boz
    by Boz
    3 weeks 5 days ago

    Great, pay me 10 bucks a day and I'll be your stalker forever. Haha...

    Boz
    by Boz
    3 weeks 6 days ago

    Sorry, didn't mean to be your stalker. I just wanna check out people's profile.

    shallow_grl
    by shallow_grl
    5 weeks 5 days ago

    hey!! que haces chica? (:

    Moelicious
    by Moelicious
    12 weeks 2 days ago

    10lbs? God damn! Do you have any idea how much ass you can get in exchange for that?

    Anyway, we should throw a Smokin' Bastardly party in on Costa Rica's caribbean coast.

    Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
    by Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
    12 weeks 3 days ago

    lolol! Your picture... hilarious!

    vanos28
    by vanos28
    12 weeks 4 days ago

    thanks!!!

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