Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... I like cake rather than pie.
I like tumble dryed clothing instead of the clothesline.
I enjoy hearing my upstairs neighbours getting it on.
I loathe flying in airplanes.
I can cook anything. Turn on the music and get loose in the kitchen.
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... |
What makes you Bastardly? When I stumbled upon this site, it felt like coming home.
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 82 - 90kg. |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Amy Winehouse. Poor girl is on deathwatch. |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? Drunk women, horny men, and a videocamera.
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Your favorite food is... Sushi and Indian |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Naomi Campbell |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... Last Tango In Paris. Pass the butter!
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Music You Would Die Without... Bowie, Krautrock, Aphex Twin, The Field, Joy Division, Radiohead, old Rolling Stones.
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... Wait long enough and you'll see 'em all naked eventually.
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For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List David Beckham, Johnny Depp, Liam Gallagher and his smartarse brother Noel.
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... Paris, France.
Rome, Italy.
Amsterdam, The Netherlands.
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair, teeth, personality.
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Two Favorite TV Shows... David Attenborough's Planet Earth.
Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations.
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? A small herd of pygmy goats.
I kid you not.
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Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... I can't remember that far back.
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Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List I love all men. All of em.
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Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play? Aphex Twin - various ambient
The Smiths - Sheila Take a Bow
Neu! - Lila Engel
Blur - Beetlebum
Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb
Sigur Ros - Gobbledigook
Five For Fighting - Superman
Cocteau Twins - Ivo
The Supremes - Reflections
Joy Division - Transmission
John Mayer - Slow Dancing in a Burning Room
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Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 08/04/2008 |
Your Bastardly Location North West United Kingdom |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List Amy Winehouse
Paris "Beaky" Hilton
Ice Tea's meatbag wife, Coco.
Rene Zellweger
Courtney Love
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum (she's luminescent in person), Marissa Miller, Elizabeth Hurley |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... |
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