Andre Stander

Joined 21 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 9,265 minutes ago

108 years old

Finland, unfortunately.

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1. I really don't think she's... (on Is Marko Jaric Bad For Adrina Lima's Future Career in Fashion?)

2. Her eyes are a little fucked... (on Isabeli Fontana - Runway Bikini Pics!)

3. The main reason why I like... (on Kate Beckinsale @ Allure Magazine Cover Party)

4. Look, it's Aaron Eckhart.... (on Tamsin Egerton @ "The Dark Knight" UK Premiere)

5. I wish she would drop those... (on Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric @ 2008 ESPY Awards in L.A.)

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

- I have a huge boner at the moment
- I have a huge boner at the moment
- I have a huge boner at the moment
- I have a huge boner at the moment
- I have a huge boner at the moment

Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

Probably in a trailer in my aunt's backyard.

What makes you Bastardly?

I'd kill my grandma for a couple of dollars.

Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range

Around 100-130lbs or 50-65kg I'd guess...?

Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?

Paul Kaye...But I love his characters.

What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

- booze
- booze
- some more booze

Your favorite food is...

Human sushi

Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?

Christian Ronaldo

Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

Kim Cattrall has a couple of scenes that turn me on.

Music You Would Die Without...

Depeche Mode

One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

Angela Merkel

For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

Fuck you!

Your favorite quote is...

A wise man said once:

"Stander is an expert in working out and women, but has never been to the gym or had pussy."

Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

- Middle-Europe (properly)
- Transylvania (I'm into vampires)
- USA (N.Y.C in the first place)

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Voice. At close range, of course.

Two Favorite TV Shows...

- Heartbeat
- Los Serrano

What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

Fucked up gipsy with a knife.

Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

- The Simpsons
- The Bold and the Beautiful
- McGyver

Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)

03/25/1900

Your Bastardly Location

Finland, unfortunately.

Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

- Sarah Jessica Parker (no offence, Sarah fans)
- Scarlett Johansson (ewwww...)
- Dita von Teese (I mean, come on people...)
- Eva Longoria (looks like a pile of shit without make-up)
- Mena Suvari (body and eyes scare the shit out of me)

Your Top 10 Hottest Women List

Not in specific order, but:, - Diana Kovalchuck (Grrrrr...), - Ana Beatriz Barros (I love certain traits about her that others might dislike), - Adriana (I hope she won't become something nasty on account of Marco aka squint-eyed fuck-head), - Ana Claudia Michels (She has some pics that are a total turn on for me), - Petra Nemcova (everybody loves Petra), - Kira Miro (Spanish hottie), - Heidi Klum (she's never looked bad, or atleast I haven't seen too many crappy pics of her...And her smile, ahh.), - Kate Beckinsale (I'd drive my steak through her anytime), - Bar Refaeli (nice hooters and blue eyes), - Doutzen Kroes (I just happen to like her)

Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

I'm either gonna study political science or join the French Foreign Legion. I haven't decided yet.

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Sir Percy of Scandia

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 19:15

there will be no splitting her up. adriana and i were just using you two to help me take down marko. at the first chance adriana would poison or stab you two in the back. so she and i could be together. it was her plan, nothing against you two. haha.