Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... - I love hockey
- I love stylish women
- I love liquor
- I love money
- I love to party
- I love sex
- I love Brunettes
- I love chicks who don't mind having a few drinks
- I love to treat ladies nicely (as long as they're nice)
- I don't mind going shopping with chicks
- I love a lady with an edge (I.E freaky side)
- I can be a Total Douchebag, it's ok though because every girl has a bitchy side, so it evens things out :).
- I speak french fluently and I like when girls call me "frenchie" lol
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... The craziest place I've ever had sex in was at school, in a empty classroom, on the teacher's desk. Good times! I'd do it again.
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What makes you Bastardly? There's a reason why my screen name is Douche Baggery. I've also been called a Whoremunger :)
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 2 people might have the same height and weight but have very different body composition (and bone structure). So the question should be:"What body type do you like?" I like the shape of the average cheerleader or dancer. Fit, sexy with some meat. |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Fergie, dude that bitch looks like she will melt under the sun (She seems to think that she's smoking hot). I'm sure that her pussy REEKS! |
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? Grey Goose, Hot (drunk) chicks and me.
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Your favorite food is... I like Italian food. Also, chicken, fish, lobster and POUTINE (yep, I'm from Montreal). hmmm... How can I forget Pizza! But I like the ones from small pizza parlors. In Montreal we got plenty of them, and they all have this awesome typical taste. (juicy) |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Amy Winehouse |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... This question should be changed to: "Have you ever masturbated to a hollywood sex scene?" lol. (no). I did like that scene with Halle Berry in monster's ball though.
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Music You Would Die Without... Hip Hop, Alternative Rock, Techno, Dance, House, R&B, couple of Oldies, Soft Rock.
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... |
Your favorite quote is... "I never fucked anybody over, that didn't have it coming... okay??"
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... Places I haven't been to yet.
Greece, Lebanon, Israel, Morocco, Egypt. Ok, I know it's more than three but cut me some slacks lol.
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Head ( Face in general, Hair length, style and color) Then I look at the style of the lady. (It usually happens within seconds) Ass and Boobs don't really matter to me (ok I'm lying about that last part lol).
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Two Favorite TV Shows... The Sopranos, The Wire, Dexter... SportCenter ftw!
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? What kind of question is that? "This question was inspired by Billy Madison"... smh LOL!
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Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... With all of the alcohol i've consumed in my life, my memory is starting to fail me. I can barely remember what was on at that time lol.
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Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play? The Game - Dope Boys
Rick James - Mary Jane
Lil Wayne - You ain't got nothing on me
3 days Grace - Time of Dying
Muse - Muscle Museaum
Benny Benassi - Hit My Heart (lol)
50 cent - Position of Power
Armin Van Buuren - Communication
Ice Cube - Today was a good day
Young Jeezy - Gangsta Music
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Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 02/07/2027 |
Your Bastardly Location Greater Toronto Area (Boriiiiiiiiiiiing) I'm a proud Montrealer though. |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List Amy Winehouse, Fergie... (I'll think of others later)
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List This is a fucking though question so, in no particular order and off the top of my head: Megan Fox, Megan Good, Rita G, Christina Milian, Hayden Panettiere, Brenda Song, Audrina Patridge, Lacey Chabert, Kim Kardashian, Alicia Keys, - There are many more chicks that I find hot and would love to bang (Including some porn stars) |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... I love to eat pussy. But I also love romance. (Of course, my definition of romance might totally differ from the next person's.)
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