Douche Baggery
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- 17 weeks 6 days
- Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...
- I love hockey
- I love stylish women
- I love liquor
- I love money
- I love to party
- I love sex
- I love Brunettes
- I love chicks who don't mind having a few drinks
- I love to treat ladies nicely (as long as they're nice)
- I don't mind going shopping with chicks
- I love a lady with an edge (I.E freaky side)
- I can be a Total Douchebag, it's ok though because every girl has a bitchy side, so it evens things out :).
- I speak french fluently and I like when girls call me "frenchie" lol- Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...
hmmmm I'd say plane... but it's too cliché. So to think outside of the box, I'd say oh top of the Eiffel Tower... oohhhh how romantic
- Bastardly Home
- http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
- What makes you Bastardly?
There's a reason why my screen name is Douche Baggery. I've also been called a Whoremunger :)
- Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
- 2 people might have the same height and weight but have very different body composition (and bone structure). So the question should be:"What body type do you like?" I like the shape of the average cheerleader or dancer. Fit, sexy with some meat.
- Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
- Fergie, dude that bitch looks like she will melt under the sun (She seems to think that she's smoking hot). I'm sure that her pussy REEKS!
- Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
- http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/11/06/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-revisited-cinthia?page=0,0
- What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?
Grey Goose, Hot (drunk) chicks and me.
- Your favorite food is...
- I like Italian food. Also, chicken, fish, lobster and POUTINE (yep, I'm from Montreal). hmmm... How can I forget Pizza! But I like the ones from small pizza parlors. In Montreal we got plenty of them, and they all have this awesome typical taste. (juicy)
- Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...
This question should be changed to: "Have you ever masturbated to a hollywood sex scene?" lol. (no). I did like that scene with Halle Berry in monster's ball though.
- Music You Would Die Without...
Hip Hop, Alternative Rock, Techno, Dance, House, R&B, couple of Oldies, Soft Rock.
- One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...
Lacey Chabert
- Your favorite quote is...
"I never fucked anybody over, that didn't have it coming... okay??"
- Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...
Places I haven't been to yet.
Greece, Lebanon, Israel, Morocco, Egypt. Ok, I know it's more than three but cut me some slacks lol.
- What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Head ( Face in general, Hair length, style and color) Then I look at the style of the lady. (It usually happens within seconds) Ass and Boobs don't really matter to me (ok I'm lying about that last part lol).
- Two Favorite TV Shows...
The Sopranos, The Wire, Dexter... SportCenter ftw!
- What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?
What kind of question is that? "This question was inspired by Billy Madison"... smh LOL!
- Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List
Amy Winehouse, Fergie... (I'll think of others later)
- Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
- This is a fucking though question so, in no particular order and off the top of my head: Megan Fox, Megan Good, Rita G, Christina Milian, Hayden Panettiere, Brenda Song, Audrina Patridge, Lacey Chabert, Kim Kardashian, Alicia Keys, - There are many more chicks that I find hot and would love to bang (Including some porn stars)
- Anything else you wanna say about yourself...
I love to eat pussy. But I also love romance. (Of course, my definition of romance might totally differ from the next person's.)
