Jaclyn

Jaclyn

Joined 16 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 83,294 minutes ago

  Recent Comments:
  • 1. She's so cute. :)... (on Michelle Trachtenberg @ CW Network's Upfront)
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  • 3. she looks really sexy here.... (on Cynthia Nixon @ "Sex And The City" Premiere in London)
  • 4. She's adorable.... (on Kristin Davis @ "Sex And The City" Premiere in London)
  • 5. You still had to stick your... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Aunnalissa)
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    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    *I have been a BLOTD (January 25th 2008), and a BLOTD Revisited (March 28th, 2008).
    *I am a 20 year old college student
    *I work part-time in marketing (Very boring work)
    *I love myspace (www.myspace.com/ephemeral_dreams)
    *I used to do modeling work (internet advertisements, promotional posters for local events, etc), but I grew tired of it and can no longer fit it into my schedule.
    *I have THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD! He's a westie and his name is Toby.
    *I am an incredibly nice, honest, and down-to-earth girl. (I rarely post mean comments)
    *I love animals and hope to become a Veterinary Assistant sometime soon...
    *Check out my YUWIE! http://ww4.yuwie.com/profile/?id=653603

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Honestly, I'm not. I'm too nice for my own good. But I love this site and will post whether I'm a bastard or not!

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Guys--140lbs to 230lbs (Must be at least 5'6 as well)
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Audrina Patridge (her eyes and teeth freak me out!)
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    1. Tequila
    2. Good friends
    3. Great music!!

    Your favorite food is...
    Chocolate
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Spencer&Heidi (I know you said just one, they are practically one!)
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Closure. Gillian Anderson and Danny Dyer in the forest, quick and naughty! ;)

    Music You Would Die Without...

    I can't live without upbeat techno (Basshunter and Cascada mostly), pop (Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, etc), and rock music (Red Hot Chili Peppers mostly). These artists are my favorites, I like many more as well though!

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, Sarah Jessica Parker (I know I'm sick, but I'm curious here!), Chris Noth (yes, I'm serious), Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Anthony Kiedis, and a lot more!!!! I know you only said one, but I couldn't resist!

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    1. My Boyfriend, Bryan.
    2. David Duchovny
    3. Luke Wilson
    4. Anthony Kiedis
    5. Simon Cowell
    6. Basshunter
    7. Liam Sullivan
    8. Danny Dyer
    9. Jerry Seinfeld
    10. Jason Alexander

    ...yes, I know I have a bad taste in celebrity men, okay? I don't know, I'm strangely attracted to George from Seinfeld.

    Your favorite quote is...

    "I never lie. I willfully engage in a campaign of
    misinformation." -Mulder (The X-files)

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    1. London
    2. Tokyo
    3. Greece

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Eyes. A beautiful pair of eyes makes my heart melt.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    I KNOW YOU ONLY SAID TWO...
    But I have three favorite shows!!!

    The X-files
    Sex and the City
    Seinfeld

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A peacock and an over-zealous, overweight 16 year old girl that thought I was her sister (she was sadly mistaken, and she knocked me over HARD)

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    The X-Files
    Seinfeld
    The Lone Gunman (cancelled of course, stupid ratings)
    The Simpsons

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1. Audrina Partridge
    2. Lauren Conrad
    3. Chris Crocker (he technically counts as a woman!!)
    4. Miley Cyrus (not a woman, but oh well)
    5. Jamie Lynn Spears (again, not a woman, but yeah...)

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1. Gillian Anderson, 2. Kristin Davis, 3. Miranda Kerr, 4. Alessandra Ambrosio, 5. Adriana Lima, 6. Rhianna, 7. Heidi Montag, 8. Sarah Jessica Parker, 9. Lily Cole, 10. Paris Hilton
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I am taken, I have a wonderful boyfriend (he is NOT a bastard, btw!), so no date invites, please.
    Friend invites? Yes, those will work! LOL.

    Hi Bastards!!! :]
    Don't expect any over-the-top, rude comments from me. I'm a nice girl that is honest, but subtle.

    Hi Jaclyn, nice picture. Just wanted to stalk your ass and say bonjour!

    dropping by to say hey.
    hey..lol.

    Hi...ran across your profile...that is a very cute picture!

    Hey how r u doing

    Hi Jaclyn, cute pic :)

    hahaha!!! Well I noticed that people keep commenting on that post. Those people who keep commenting, especially "Lisbeth" are psychos!!!!!

    I thought that oughta shut em up.... Or maybe it'll cause more controversy?

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