T's the word: The Bastardly Matchup that should've been....
Friday, December 30th, 2005 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Thinking back on 2005 we also gotta remember the episode of T vs. UglyRiceBowl. T was gracious to send us pics for the Bastardly Matchup but UglyRiceBowl just never backed up her smack talking. Well, here are a few of the pics that T sent to us...including the pic of her w/o make-up...keepin it real for us Bastardly readers!!!












I like her better without makeup!
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hot without make up, looks like a drag queen with.
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she has an upper lip mustache even with makeup
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I think you did T a serious disservice by publishing that first picture rather than the 50 or so other images you have of her. Considering how nice she was to you guys, I think it was bush league that you'd set her up like this.
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i agree she has beautiful green eyes but they look like contacts compared to the eyes in the first pic.
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yes, i'd have to agree... T is pretty sexy. with or without make up.
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Being the make-up expert that i am, and by reading these posts, i have come up with a most brilliant idea! T should try putting on very light makeup, and see how it looks.
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They are contacts! (the eyes). How about a pic without contacts and without makeup? By the way her makeup aplying technique and choice of colors sucks... T you're beautiful! No fake green eyes and fake red-red lipstick for you!
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Why would they be contacts? No offense to colored contact wearers, real eyes don't look in different directions... Or look like old doll's eyes. I know from experience, I wore them myself for a while. By the way Sgt. Pepper, did you know that Lazy-Eyed Hilton wears contacts? Surprise!
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And I'm the byatch who needled her on "too much contrast with her lipliner." And there is NO lip-liner here in any of these lovely photos!
No question: this girl's breath-taking. That snap #3 of T is just ADORABLE! So much "personality" pops off the screen at you! And I agree with Sgt. Pep...shoot for lighter makeup...stick with lighter shades lipstick, too -- more "rose" than flashy cheap-whore-looking RED. If you must, stick with heavy make-up for the club or night-time. But during the day? You are ADORABLE. Keep it light and keep it "real!"
And look at that little flat stomach of yours, too! Way to go, Gorgeous Girl!
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no make up is soooo much better!...make up looks too overdone
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She's wearing makeup in all of those images, I see lipstick, foundation and eyebrow pencil... But she's stunning none-the-less.
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T...marry me :-) I always admired a women without make up :-). Happy News years all
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i guess i'm the only one who thinks the red lipstick actually complements her face. it's a good shade for her skin complexion, as are the green contact lenses. and i dont know what you guys are talking about - the 2nd picture is adorable too, make-up or not. it's a good thing URB never backed up her smack talking, i think she would have been blown out of the water
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*Drools*.......*Still drooling* Ok, the first two do not do you justice I have to admit. However, that third picture.....just...plain...wow! You are absolutely gorgeous. Those piercing green eyes and that innocent smile are going to knock some guy through a loop. You've got something going on in that third shot. It showcases a sort of candidness that is really endearing. Lucky be the man that wins your heart. As nodakgirl said, "TAKE NO PRISORERS."
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She's pretty,but those do look like contacts.Nothing wrong with colored contacts,though.
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Haha I agree with FlyMeToTheMoo. Natural looking makeup doesn't exactly mean no makeup. ;D
T's a cutie pie though, no doubt.
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SO much prettier without the makeup. I bet she would look very nice with a more natural makeup look!
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very pretty with out make up and has amazing eyes and cheek bones..........
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My monitor is in color but I see 3 photos with brown eyes. Now who changes their eye color to brown? Ichorous, you're blinded by lust if you see green.
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she is wearing make up in that last pic...just less...she is pretty though in those last 2 photos no matter what.
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eyebrow pencil should be left to unfortunate old ladies and stage performers. as far as makeup goes, less>more for this girl.
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Um, Judiciously, while I can't remember whether I was randy at the time; I do know that, looking at this picture two days later, her eyes are still green. Either you are having vision problems or your monitor has crapped out on you. Oh, just because it's fun trivia, seeing an erotic or scary picture actually causes people to temporarily go blind. When I say temporarily, I mean flash blindness, not anything really noticeable. Oh, and if I were blinded by lust, I wouldn't be seeing green or anything. Cheers.
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That's odd. While I do have green icons and buttons online, my monitor shows brown eyes, blue T shirt, rosey-mauve ceramic tile and black hair with probable henna highlights. The "no makeup" photo is loosely termed because there's eyebrow pencil at the very least, but I certainly don't disagree with the majority here whatsoever --she's fab looking.
Unfortunately the long odds of this matchup have probably driven Miss Rice Bowl from the site. I preferred URB in the previous matchup because her wholesome good looks justified her claims of looking better than someone who resembled a hard asian porn star. Sandbagging URB like this is just wrong, though it's certainly bastardly. Cruel, Jackson, just plain cruel.
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Whoo hoo! Happy 2006 everyone. Ok, to settle some claims. Yes, I am wearing colored contacts. Without contacts my eyes are a boring hazel. Blah. Some people get botox, tan themselves an unsightly orange or insert huge silicons into their breasts. I wear colored contacts.
Secondly, the last photo IS without makeup. No eyeliner, eyebrow pencil (sorry ya'll) and no foundation. Just chapstick. And not even the colored chapstick at that. But I must confess. I did pinch my cheeks a couple of times right before the photo. Now look what secrets you have made me give up. Seventeen Magazine will be upset I broke rule number 4.
I myself have to cringe slightly at the 2nd photo. I took that photo in my overbright bathroom not 2 minutes before slipping into my clothes to go clubbin'. Come ladies, you know what they say about wearing more dramatic makeup when you go into a club where it is dark...they should also add a disclaimer about NOT taking a photo in a bright white bathroom and having a lapse of judgement a couple of days later by sending it to a website whose sole purpose is to bash unsuspecting innocent females.
But who am I kidding? I'm as willing as that young hoochie who stumbles into Howard Stern's studio naked and hands his cast of judges to circle my "problem" areas with a big black marker. So what can I say.......
Don't hate, appreciate! = D
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T, I think you're gorgeous! =)
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it looks like T has had eyebrows tattooed on her face. That is, if she's not wearing make up like she claims. She's asian so there's no way that her eyebrows are that color. But I would have to agree that she has nice cheekbones and a great complexion
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Great body but she looks pretty mean. In the first pic it seems that her eyes are about to roll back into her head like Poltergeist. Otherwise, very sexy.
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Great tits though. I have been trying with my ex-ray vision to see entirely through that shirt of hers.
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Much, MUCH hotter without makeup.
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She looks stunning without make-up! Beautiful eyes!!
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Why would they be contacs?
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Sorry! Forgive Me! But I gotta post again...!
T...there's no QUESTION you have the artillery, sweetie! A bod that doesn't stop...gorgeous and sexy. And that FACE? Wow! (Sorry, don't agree with the contact lenses assessment...)
But the "innocence" and "every girl" of Snap #3 just dazzles, dearie. My humbled suggestion to you: play up THIS side of you. STAY SOLID with this look. And then when you strike The Jackpot with Mr. Wunnerful, then TAKE NO PRISONERS. Be discreet and discrimating...and THEN...bust-out in your busty or bare midriff "surprises" ...only THEN sex-it-up as you like. Take him by surprise. Take his breath away!
Do not -- repeat -- DO NOT come out of the chutes looking like a slut.
A girl of your natural beauty should CASH IN on being so lucky/blessed! Hold-off on the stupid/"fuck-me" clothing/Santa Monica Blvd Hooker togs...
Your natural beauty is devasting!
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and Angeleyes, try spelling your own nickname correctly before you go on making derogatory comments about a pretty girl like T. I'm so sick of you ugly ass bitches taking pot shots at nice pretty girls while you stuff your fat asses with bon bons while on your computer at home. Why don't you wipe that gravy off your mouth, you missed a spot, you fat disgusting bitch.
You have no clue what you are talking about btw. Her skin is smooth everywhere....face and body.
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Gawd, can't even type:
DEVASTATING.
And my deepest apologies for verbally thrashing you earlier...
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