The Official "DAMN YOU, MICHAEL DOUGLAS" Post
Posted on Wednesday, February 8th, 2006 @ 2:44pm by Moelicious
The bastard is a thief & should be in jail for unlawfully stealing not only a beautiful woman's youth from her, but also for stealing this woman from the hearts, minds & eyes of her innocent, and sometimes horny, fans.
Let's take one second to think about all that Catherine Zeta Jones could've done in life minus Dougy's Viagra-poppin'' companionship...(here is the top thing that *could've* happened if Mrs. Douglas chose a different path.):
1. A possible sex video if she happened to hook up w/ Tommy Lee or the like...
Ok...I think we should all just face the painful reality of the situation & check out a few MILFilicious photos of Cathy from a recent Douglas-family trip to the beach. Try your best to hold back the tears...
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I've been a victim of Office Rape today, so excuse the lack of posts!!
..just give us details moe. and *that* makes up for the lack... ! :)
did u get banged up the butt?? I'm sure you liked it if you did.
chist he got big! what happened? that look is a bit much for him.
Oh no Moe, what happened!!! Dont keep it bottled up, it will only get worse! At least that's what they doctors/ lawyers told my g/f !!
office rape = to much damn work. Fucking whorebags want to wringe me of every penny they put in me. I mean, there should be a law where companies are required to allow their employees to have 2hours of internet playtime per day. Yes, per day, damn it!!
ok, enough bitching for one afternoon...
Same here Moe. Damn them all!!!
That last one on the first page was horrible. Hilariously horrible.
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Our internet was down all day today and I work at an internet based company. Once it was back up did I do any work? HELLLLL NOOO. Had to have my daily internet fix.
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