Random News & Commentary of Everyday Life.
Hottest Ice-Cream Taste Test Brings The Links!
Saturday, September 6th, 2008 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning
Excuse the delay, but there was too much shit going down!
- Lindsay Lohan: Sexy Street Walker [HollywoodTuna]
- Olivia Munn is Today’s Daily Snapshot [CO-ED Magazine]
- Hilary Duff Shows Off Her Legs [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Rihanna And Nick Cannon Leaving Rehearsals [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Anna Kournikova is better than you [Celebslam]
- The Hottest Vampires In Cinematic History [Complex]
- Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something [Dlisted]
- Mom Says Britney Spears Lost Virginity at 14 [Bumpshack]
- Kanye West Has No Shame [Derek Hail]
- Jerry Seinfeld shills Microsoft and time wasters [The Blemish]
- Poland's Next Top Model [Flabber]
- Lynne Spears' Book: Britney is a Drunk Slut [Celeb Parasite]
- Posh says Americans treat the Beckhams like Disney characters [Cele|bitchy]
- Yoga motherfucker...do you do it? [The Bastardly Society]
- PIPER PALIN IS A DIRTY GIRL [Unibrow]
- Melanie Brown’s Tits Go For A Jog [The Grumpiest]
- Zack And Miri Make A Porno Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
NEW FEATURE!! BASTARDLY GROUPS: Who's On Your Bastardly Lady of The Day Top 10?
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The Bastardly Morning Report
Friday, September 5th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Big face
Kanye @ VMAs
Hot! (NSFW)
Freaky
Crackhouse
Censorship
Hot!
Other Sources:
VMAs offer glimpse of music and mayhem
When Sarah Palin Talked, People Listened
Michael Moore to premiere film online
“Hobbit” Filmmaker Has Remake Plans
Ritchie rocks again with crime romp `RocknRolla'
And, of course...
Sarah Palin for Bikini & Gun Rights!So, what's everyone take on McCain's lame speech last night?
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Thursday, September 4th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
90210: Old Vs. New
Teen Mommies
Britney @ VMAs
Boobies!
Caption This!
Who cares?
Crackhouse!
Hottie!
From the agencies:
- Hathaway's sparks early awards buzz
- Weekly wrap-up of entertainment quotes
- David Letterman, Jay Leno, Sarah Palin
- Sex addict David Duchovny 'cheated on wife Tea Leoni for years'
And...

So, what'd you guys think of her speech last night...?
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Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Burning Hotties
Who cares?
Halle Hot
Cube Culture
Nostalgic Lameness
Lucky Max
Busted Legs
Morning Hotties!
From the agencies:
- Letterman quitting?
- Political Lindsay
Kelly Monaco Bikini Pictures Bring The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
These were snapped @ the DKNY Jeans Pool Party.- Holly Madison Is Close To Perfection [HollywoodTuna]
- Sonya Kraus is Today’s Daily Snapshot [CO-ED Magazine]
- Suzan Hughes is Mangled in her Bikini of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Fact Or Fiction: Michael Jackson And Pamela Anderson Dating [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Josh Hartnett has a sex tape [Celebslam]
- Big Brother's Sexiest Moments! [Zoo Today]
- HoHan's Two Cents [Dlisted]
- Actor/Singer/Songwriter Jerry Reed Dead at 71 [Bumpshack]
- Pilar Montenegro in a Bikini: More Please [Derek Hail]
- Leighton Meester was a prison baby [The Blemish]
- Refrigerator Rampage [Flabber]
- Another NFL Player Gets Shot a Whole Bunch [Celeb Parasite]
- Madonna’s tour crew is upset over poor travel accommodations [Cele|bitchy]
- Don LaFontaine, voice of movie trailers, dies [The Bastardly Society]
- BONERTOWN HOTTIE OF THE DAY: KIM SMITH [Unibrow]
- Megan Fox is Hot Doing Just About Anything [The Grumpiest]
- Natalie Portman Red Hot At The Venice Film Fest [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Flashback: Jennifer Love Hewitt Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, August 29th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Katie Downes Walks In Lingerie [HollywoodTuna]
- Cheerleader Showdown VI [CO-ED Magazine]
- Audrina Patridge Blesses Children [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Michael Phelps And Carrie Underwood [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Ashlee Simpson’s too fat [Celebslam]
- Britain's Best New Boobs: The Girls! [Zoo Today]
- The Empress Of Lucite Can Do Anything [Dlisted]
- John McCain Tabs Sarah Palin for V.P. [Bumpshack]
- Hilary Duff’s Dad is Freakin’ Hardcore [Derek Hail]
- The many faces of Jessica Simpson [The Blemish]
- Leeuwen slopen hyena [Flabber]
- Michael Lohan Probably Didn't Kill his Dad [Celeb Parasite]
- Michael Jackson turns 50; says he feels wise but young [Cele|bitchy]
- yes, i'm baffled at this element of the sex and the city soundtrack... [The Bastardly Society]
- Hottest Party Movie Topless Scenes Of All Time [Unibrow]
- Jodie Marsh is a Classy Tramp [The Grumpiest]
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer Animated Series Promo Leaked [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...














