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- Kristen Bell Does The Downward Doggie [HollywoodTuna]
- “Kobe, Tell Me How My A** Tastes” [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lisa Rinna Bikini Pics [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Marisa Tomei In The East Village [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hugh Hefner banged his sister-in-law [Celebslam]
- George Carlin Dies - Mourning - My Flag is at half staff [The Bastardly Society]

- Ellen Stagg Tries To Make Mishka Relevant [Animal New York]

- Say Goodbye To The Old Janet Jackson [Complex]
- Kathy Griffin dated billionaire bear Steve Wozniak [Dlisted]
- Larry King’s wife in rehab for painkiller abuse [Celebitchy]
- Amy Winehouse has only mild emphysema [The Blemish]
- “What’s slippery and hard to hold on to?” [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

- Got My Mind Set On You [Flabber]
- Usher Turns Women Gay [CityRag]
- Wonderful Wonder Women [DerekHail]
- Demi Moore is Very Elderly [Celeb Warship]

- Funniest Moments In Boob Groping [Unibrow]
- Minnie Driver Fat Ass Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Disaster Movie Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course...

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It's good to see that Zulie's making her rounds @ random charity related events & meeting/sleeping w/ rich & powerful donors from around the globe. For her own sake, let's hope she's not giving unlimited sex passes to her sexy bod all too easily..

BEFORE I FORGET: Eat it, Miss Japan!!! Konichiwa, bitch!

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Does anyone actually care who the hell won? Also, did anyone even watch the shit last night (beside family members of the contestants, of course)? I was personally hoping that they'd give it to Miss Lebanon to help appease the Lebanese people who are currently being raped by the Israelis in the Middle East, but oh well. I'm pretty sure Miss Lebanon is clueless as to what's happening over there anyway.

Regardless, this contest just provides the Horndogg Community w/ more content, so bring it on, baby. You'll know what I mean as you click through all the delicious photos from last night's event.

Congrats to Zuleyka for taking home that crown thingy! I hope you have fun sleeping w/ powerful people over the next few months, Zulezie! Remember to practice safe sex!!!

More Content: The Bastardly Presents: Miss Universe 2006 Contestants!

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