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Is Gisele Bundchen Actually Good In Bed?!
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Just look at the size of her ass in some of these pics---it's almost gross. Gisele Bundchen Sex must be very similar to trying to fuck a sofa. I bet she just lays there letting the dude use & abuse her frail body, but then again, that's just my take.
I'm pretty sure she's one of those chicks you keep around b/c...
A. She's super hot & considered super hot by almost everyone @ parties
And B., She knows tons of other super hot chicks who you can sample on the side & behind her back
Ugly & Angry Cameron Diaz Brings The Links!
Monday, July 16th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
- Jessica Simpson Upskirt Covered Up? [HollywoodTuna]
- It's My Party And I Can Wear A Tiara If I Want To [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jezus goes Pornobeurs [Flabber.nl]
- Lindsay's in a bad mood this morning [Celebslam]
- J Love's Big Boobs and Birthing Hips [Drunken Stepfather]
- bit on celebs+celeb blogs/celeb watching from the ny times.... [The Bastardly Society]
- Who's the Breast Booble Girl? [Complex]
- Kerry Katona Held At Knife Point! [Dlisted]
- Becks bans the Spice Girls from staying over [SOW]
- Prince Gives Away Album [Cele|bitchy]
- Look What the Cat Dragged In [Fatback and Collards]
- Nike For Feminists [CityRag]
- Penelope Cruz in the Rain [The Grumpiest]
- Elisha Cuthbert almost died [The Blemish]
- Elena Santarelli is pretty. [Horny Oyster]
- Charlie Sheen Buys Punching Bag, Gets Married! [DerekHail]
- Gone Baby Gone Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
The Bastardly Morning Report by Sly Stallone's F'd Up Face
Monday, May 21st, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
- Sly Gets Fined For Doping [DLISTED]
- Britney Spears is Bringing Sexy Back [IDLYITW]
- Marilyn Manson's soulless marriage [FF]
- Avril Lavigne Needs an Ass Kicking [YEEEAH]
- Have you guys heard the new Smashing Pumkins song? [SPINNER]
- John Mayer finally dumped Jessica Simpson. Bitch needs to go into depression & O.D.. Or something. [PEOPLE]
- Discuss: Lloyd Alexander dies at 83 [THE BASTADLY SOCIETY]
Young Jessica Biel & Scarlett Johansson Bring the Morning Links
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
- Aston Kutcher is the The Unibomber [DLISTED]
- Bud Bundy from Married with Children was arrested for possession of weed. [USA TODAY]
- The Dallas Cowboys are Doomed [IDLYITW]
- Anna Nicole Diary: Sex, Surgery, Sadness [YAHOO]
Related in a Bastardly way:
Bastardly Weekend Review: Nicole ButtaCat Doll, Baby Doll Preston, & J. Alba
Monday, May 14th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
The Bastardly Morning Report by Tiger Woods' New Love Pad
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
- An Olsen Monkey Sighting!! [DLISTED]
- Paris Violates Probation Again [YEEEAH.COM]
- I was thinking about another Austin Powers the other day (yes, I have dumb thoughts) & look at this...! [Scifi.com]
- Dee Hoss can't visit his daughters anymore [YAHOO!]
