Snapped as the two lovebirds (not really) left the Soho Grand Hotel in NYC.

Is it just me or does Monkey Boy, Jordan Bratman, always look exhausted? Dude looks about ready to either file for divorce or take his own life due to over-exhaustion caused by being Christina Aguilera's bitch.

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Snappers is a British romantic comedy set to hit theaters on September 24, 2008.

When questioned about the steamy scenes in the flick, Joss came back with, “I just wanted to challenge myself. There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me! I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!”

Good to know that Joss Stone is on the same page as the Bastardly Horndogg Community. And now for some more pics from the lesbian scene. Because we're complete bastards, we're going to accompany each lesbian kiss pic with a pic of Joss enjoying tea time with Elton John.

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Britney hits the gym in Culver City. Good for her!!

It turns out all rumors are true: Adnan Ghalib is a fucking bastard. He's apparently shopping around a sex tape he made while he & Britney were in Rosarito.

For those of you who haven't been to this cheapass Mexican resort town, it's just a place American kids hit up during spring break to get drunk & sleep w/ slutty bitches. I was @ Pappas & Beers (huge open air club) back in 2000 & I swear to God, I saw two kids having sex on one of the various dance floors. They were a fat couple, so it was especially gross b/c who the fuck wants to see two fat people getting it on? Anyway, long story short, the shady Mexican security came to the rescue & kicked the guy's ass (almost killed the poor bastard) & after fondling the chick's boobies, kicked them both out. How's that for a tangent?

ANYYYYWAY, back to the Britney story @ hand. Bastardly sources close to the sex tape claim it was filmed @ Rosarito Beach Hotel & it contains plenty of dirty talking. For humanity's sake, let's hope this sex tape never gets released b/c two things will come out of this:

1. Britney will probably commit suicide due to all the press such a tape will ultimately create (not exactly a bad thing).
2. And most importantly, the entire world will smell like vomit for an entire week. Who wants that?!

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Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian Blog

These were found on Kim's Fake Official Blog. Check below for some bikini pics ...

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This has publicity stunt written all over it. It's probably to show people that she's not always lounging around tip-top bars w/ her D.D. monkey. Real smooth, Christina!

And plus, how the hell do we know that's even a real baby?!

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These were snapped @ EW & Vavoom's 2008 Upfront Party in NYC.

Aubs, what happened to showing off your nipples to get our attention?!

From Aubrey O'Day's Bastardly Interview...

Bastardly: Tell us a crazy behind-the-scenes story that was too hot for TV?

Aubrey: I don't know how crazy this is, but, one time when getting ready to perform for Diddy, Kristen gave me her fake boob inserts (AKA: Chicken Cutlets) cause Clearly I needed a lil' pick me up and I was practicing before going in to see him and right as the camera came on me my chicken cutlet flew out of my bra into the camera and everyone was just looking around like "What the hell was that?"

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