The Buttaface Minute With... Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling Graduates to Mother of Two
The actress and hubby Dean McDermott welcomed their second child together, daughter Stella Doreen McDermott, today in Los Angeles, E! News confirms.

The baby was delivered via C-section at 3:13 p.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, weighing in at 6 pounds, 8 ounces and measuring 19 and 3/4 inches long. Spelling and McDermott were spotted checking in earlier this afternoon. E! Online

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Tori Spelling & Family Eat @ Pink's in Hollywood

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin & Flynet Pictures

Pink's Hot Dog stand in Hollywood held a media event celebrating Tori & Dean's return to Hollywood. Does anyone know when these two left Hollywood?!

Tori Spelling joins cast of CW's "90210" spinoff
Tori Spelling is the latest alum to return to the CW's "90210" spinoff this fall and reprise her character, Donna Martin, People magazine reports.

What will Donna be doing in the exclusive zip code?

"Donna loved designing and wanted a career in fashion. It'll be fun to explore that story line," Spelling told People. "And, I'm sure fans will be dying to know if she's still married to David!"

The original show, created by her late father, Aaron Spelling, ran from 1990-2000. In the show's finale, Donna Martin married her high school sweetheart, David Silver, played by Brian Austin Green. [Newsday]

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Tori Spelling's Book Is The 64th Best Selling Book On Amazon!


So, the caption above means very little. There are obviously a lot of people buying her book (for some f'd up reason). Anyway, here are a few of lame reader reviews from Amazon...

I really enjoyed reading this book! Interestingly enough, I wasn't even a Tori Spelling fan when I bought the book. I had read an excerpt in People Magazine, and thought that Tori sounded so down-to-earth and real in the piece that I bought the book. I wasn't disappointed either. Ms. Spelling's openness and friendly manner draws the reader in completely. [Source]

I read this book in two days! Tori Spelling seems like the girl next door you could be best friends with! She reveals interesting details throughout.

Especially riveting is the vacant relationship she has with her emotionally remote mother. Candy Spelling has around $500 million (apparently), but she can't bring herself to have any kind of meaningful and solid relationship with her daughter. Instead she appears to like to control every aspect of her daughter's life in the only way she can - with money. She seems to have a "I'll buy you what I like, but if you don't like it you can pay for it yourself and don't expect any more help from me - ever." kind of attitude. Case in point Tori's first wedding. After reading about it, it seems that this was Candy's dream wedding - not Tori's! No wonder Tori and Dean flew off to the other side of the planet (sans Mom)to get married!

Ehem-ehem-bullshit-ehem-ehm. Sounds like one of Tori's kiss up friends...

Funny, warm memoir by one of our old favs frm 90210. Was so good I wanted to keep on reading about her life!

Ehem-ehem-liar-ehem-ehm--Ehem-ehem-bullshit-ehem-ehm. Sounds like another Tori slave...

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Tori Spelling @ "sTORI TELLING" Cocktail Party


Tori Spelling expecting baby girl

Actress and husband Dean McDermott have 1-year-old son
Tori is expecting a girl, a rep for the actress confirmed to Access Hollywood.

It will be the second child for Tori and husband Dean McDermott. Tori gave birth to the couple’s first child, Liam, on March 13, 2007. Source

I’d like that duck on the ground.
Nicole Eggert and The luckiest giant stuffed duck ever.

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Kim Kardashian @ Tori Spelling's "sTORI TELLING" Launch Party


Kim Kardashian Wrecks Her Bentley
Kim Kardashian had her $220,000 Bentley for less the two weeks when she was in an accident. The reality star was reportedly side swiped.

According to TMZ, Kardashian was in bumper to bumper traffic on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles last week when a motorcycle side swiped her brand new Bentley. The man driving the bike fell off but made a quick getaway.

The Bentley suffered scrapes and a flat tire. [TWN]

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Bastardly MILF Rating: Tori Spelling w/ Her Baby Boy, Liam



This has NY Times Bestseller written all over it...

SPELLING TO WRITE MEMOIRS


Actress Tori Spelling has started work on a tell-all memoir in a bid to set the record straight about the events of her life.
The actress has lived much her life in the public eye -- she was just 16 when she was cast as Donna Martin in her father Aaron Spelling's hit show "Beverly Hills 90210."
In an excerpt of the forthcoming book featured in the latest issue of People magazine, she writes: "I spent so many years in the media having people tell stories about my life, so I figured I might as well tell the true stories about my life this time." [SF Gate]





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