Sports players are not overpaid, god damn it.
Candace Cameron & Valeri Bure @ 2008 ESPYs Giant Event

Candace Helaine Cameron Bure (born April 6, 1976) is an American actress best known for playing Donna Jo "D.J." Tanner on the television show Full House. She is also the younger sister of Kirk Cameron, who made one appearance on Full House. She is married to former Russian ice hockey player Valeri Bure (brother of Pavel Bure).
She and Bure have three children: Natasha Valerievna Bure (b. August 15, 1998), Lev Valerievich Bure (b. February 20, 2000) and Maksim Valerievich Bure (b. January 20, 2002). Wiki
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Melyssa Ford @ 2008 ESPYs Giant Event

Melyssa Savannah Ford (born November 7, 1976 [1] in Toronto, Ontario) is a Canadian model, actress and radio personality. She attended York University and studied in the field of forensic psychology. Ford's father is Afro-Barbadian and her mother is Russian and Norwegian. She is often referred to as Jessica Rabbit, after the character from the animated film Who Framed Roger Rabbit whose voluptuous figure Ford is said to resemble. Wiki
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Dominique Swain @ 2008 ESPYs Giant Event

Dominique Ariane Swain (born August 12, 1980) is an American film actress. She may be best known for her role as the title character in the 1997 film adaptation of Vladimir Nabokov's novel Lolita.
Swain participated as a guest blogger at Crazy Days and Nights.[3] She blogged under the pseudonym ZX and led the blog's readers speculating about her identity. Wiki
Kate Walsh @ 2008 ESPY Awards in L.A.
Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFINPress tour: No escape for Katherine Heigl
Grey's Anatomy spinoff Private Practice did not work as well as McPherson hoped in its rookie season. So he has ordered changes in the show's direction. There will be less cutting up in the break room and more cutting in the operating room.
"The best episodes of the show were when medical dramas were juxtaposed against the personal stories," McPherson said. "When it just became kind of a soap opera about these people's lives, there was a lot of talking, a lot of time in the coffee room talking about their angst. That's not the show. We're going to get (Kate Walsh's) character back to actually doing surgery." Source
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Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric @ 2008 ESPY Awards in L.A.
Seriously, DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC!!! It pained me putting this post together and looking at all these photos of Marko and Adriana all happy and shit. DAMN YOU!!!! Okay, now you all will feel the same pain. BTW, his 2008 salary is $6,500,000.Update: 6 adds from pstroyer
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Danica Patrick @ 2008 ESPY Awards in L.A.

Danica Patrick (born March 25, 1982 in Beloit, Wisconsin) is an American auto racing driver competing in the IndyCar Series.
Following Indy, Patrick finished 9th at Milwaukee and 10th at Texas, with both races ending under yellow flag conditions. At Iowa and Richmond she stayed out of the many crashes during these races and finished 6th in each event.
Patrick will test for Formula One team Honda in November 2008. Wiki

