Keeley Rebecca Hazell (born on 18 September 1986)[1] is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model noted for her large, natural breasts (UK bra size 32E).

Hazell regularly featured in Zoo until 2008, and continues to appear in The Sun at least once every two weeks.[3] She has been on the cover of The Sun's 2006 and 2007 Page 3 calendars, in addition to her own 2006 and 2007 wall calendars, the latter of which sold 30,000 in its first few days of release.[3] In April 2008, Hazell left Zoo and signed an exclusive deal to appear in their rival magazine Nuts.

Hazell was once offered a chance to appear in Playboy, but declined because she was not comfortable doing a full nude shoot. Wiki

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Keeley is pretty as a moving picture

True to form, Keeley plays the minor role of Naked Girl, a part that involved wandering around a supermarket with her clothes off.

She told KOS Media: “I’m really pleased to be in this film, even if I do have a small role. I’m hoping it’s the shape of things to come and I get offered more movie roles.

“It’s a really good film and I had loads of fun making it. I’m glad it is finally getting the cinema release it deserves.” Source

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These were snapped @ the "Sex And The City" World Premiere in London

First off, why was Keeley Hazell invited to this premiere?! Her main fanbase is a bunch of horny dudes from around the globe. Are they really trying to market this flick to the horndogg demographic?! Anyway, here's some buzz about the flick...

Sex and the City movie: will the wait be worth it?

Four years, over 1,000 costume changes and endless rumours and internet leaks later, Sex and the City: The Movie will hold its world premiere in London tonight. The film, the first spin-off from the long-running TV programme which followed the lives and loves of four New York women and was credited with everything from sparking hundreds of fashion trends to undoing decades of feminism, is one of the most highly anticipated openings of the year and has been trailed with an unprecedented but unsurprising amount of international publicity. [Guardian]

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We've probably posted this one before, but does anyone really care?!

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If you live on another planet & happen to be reading this, here's some info about Keeley's sex tape...

In early January 2007, a sex tape of Hazell and ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller was released on the internet.[8] The video explicitly shows her performing oral sex for several minutes and then sexual intercourse. The video was shot while the two were on holiday in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain during the previous year, on or about 30 May.[8]
Following the tape's leak, Hazell was reported to have been very upset, and she called the police in an attempt to find out who leaked the tape.[9] She also "obtained an injunction on grounds of privacy preventing any further publication or promotion of the video." [Wiki]

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Maybe it's in her contract w/ all the male magazines...

"Keely Hazell is not allowed to wear revealing clothes in public."

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