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Kenny Lingis
ewww wtf. shes fucking hideous. "she" looks like a 40 year old transexual prostitute whos had too many facial procedures done.

FoxyRoxy
She looks like Joan Rivers.
The blonde girl, one the other hand, is sexy.

BoneCrusher
I don't know about her being the ugliest playmate ever because I wiki'd playmate of the year and looked at the last 8 or so and Christina Santiago 2003 isn't that impressive.

I think Playboy needs to go back to the standards they used to have in the past about no tats & cosmetic surgery enhancements. Sara Jean Underwood had the girl next door look most def. while keeping the sex appeal.

Playboy has been slippin in the past years. I remember when Playboy would get celebs when they were in their prime but now were stuck with getting Tiffany, Debbie Gibson & Cindy Margolis types way after you care. It's like a retirement home for has been celebs when they have milked all other avenues (Recording, Clothing & Acting). The old Hef would have closed the Brit. deal when she was at the top of the game. Hef is trying to step his game up - offering Miley a deal when she turns legal though.

ACE
Playboy has become a comic book! This PMOY looks like she was carved out of plastic. Hef needs to stop with all of the viagra...it's given him brain damage.

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I don't know about you guys, but Sara Jean Underwood (2007 PMOY) looks about 5x hotter than Ms. Jayde "Respect Tattoo" Nicole. I don't really know what the other months look like, but I'm pretty sure it came down to who treated Hef the best in bed.

If any other dude was running the show, he would sample the tasty goods beforehand, as well, so I don't blame Hef for taking advantage of his position & power. These chicks literally worship him, so more power to him. Bastard.

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We can't really post any of her pics on the site, we'll take a closer look @ Jade Nicole's regrettable tattoo right above her Hugh-Hefner-Hole. She has a "Respect" tattoo in thug writing, so she's in the running for Bastardly's 2008's Worst Regrettable Tattoo honors.

And the Wiki says...

Jayde Nicole (born February 19, 1986 in Scarborough, Ontario) is a Canadian model. She is the Playboy Playmate of the Month for January 2007, and Playmate of the Year in the June 2008 issue of the men's magazine. [Wiki]

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