These were snapped @ Trump International Hotel Opening in Dubai.

The sad reality of this Bastardly Fantasy: It's probably possible.

Dubai's $30m penthouse sale trumps record

Dubai government developer Nakheel hopes to sell a penthouse in Donald Trump's towers on Dubai's first artificial island for more than $30m, which would smash the emirate's record for its most expensive apartment.

The two towers of the Trump International Hotel & Tower, scheduled for completion in 2011, will form the gateway to Palm Jumeirah, the offshore development that will host a permanent residence for the Cirque du Soleil and the retired QE2 cruise liner, along with hotels, apartments and villas.

Chris O'Donnell, Nakheel's chief executive, said that based on initial interest in the 62-storey building he expected to sell one of the two Kelly Hoppen-designed penthouses within the next six months for more than $30m, beating Dubai's previous record for an apartment of $12m.

Mr Trump has reserved one of the development's 399 residences for himself. The project has already received bids as high as $3,270 a sq ft in pre-sales before yesterday's launch. The $1.1bn development, a joint venture with Nakheel, is the US magnate's first foray into the Middle East. [FT]

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Melania Trump Looking Forward to Mother's Day

Mrs. Donald Trump is counting down the days to May 11 and spending time with their 2-year-old son Barron.

"On Mother's Day this year we will just spend it together, Barron and I," she tells MomLogic.com. "We will give each other a lot of kisses, a lot of hugs, a lot of love." Source

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I have to admit, Star Jones has lost a lot of weight! You go, Stah!! We wish her best of luck in her diet of endless sessions of sex. I hope I put a beautiful image of a naked Star Jones prancing around her love pad trying to find Al Reynolds' secret "I-don't-want-to-have-sex-with-Star-Jones" hiding place.

On that note, let's all stare at Melania Trump's extremely large boobs...

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Donald should really look over his woman before letting her step out the door. The two lovebirds are pictured below @ the opening of Donny's new Veranda (Designer Penthouses For Pimps).

Props go to Melania Trump's designer for making scandalous clothing that provide Donald easy nipple access in those 'oh-so-boring' limo rides.

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