Bastardly Breaking News!! Kirsten Dunst Is Voting For Obama!
Posted on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 @ 12:30pm by Moelicious

With her support, she joins Hayden Panettiere, Olivia Wilde, Kelly Hu, & Kim Kardashian.
Kirsten Dunst Spends Summer in N.Y.C. – with a New Guy
Kirsten Dunst is back in action – dancing the nights away at New York City's Beatrice Inn and hanging out with new guy Matt Creed.
Three months after leaving the Cirque Lodge in Utah after being treated for depression, the Spider-Man actress, who just bought a Tribeca penthouse, is shooting All Good Things in Connecticut with Ryan Gosling and making the rounds in downtown Manhattan.
Her go-to spots? A night owl by nature, Dunst, 26, was recently spotted having a late bite at the cavernous Bacaro on the Lower East Side, then heading to the Olsens' fave haunt, the Beatrice Inn. [PEOPLE Mag]
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What The Hell Happened To Kentucky?! Thank You, Oregon.
Posted on Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 3:55pm by Moelicious
So, is this thing ever going to end?Sound off on all things unrelated to celebrity gossip down below...
Hayden Panettiere Goes Through LAX Security! Supports Obama!
Posted on Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 3:49pm by Jackson

Hayden Panettiere in love with bad boys
Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere adores bad boys of Hollywood, and happily confesses that she has a huge crush on Colin Farrell. The 18-year-old, who is currently dating her co-star Milo Ventimiglia, confessed that she fancies Farrell, Orlando Bloom and Ashton Kutcher.
"They are so gorgeous. I go for bad boys. I like the surfer boy look to," Contactmusic quoted her, as saying. "The shaggy hair and the gorgeous bodies. "I'm such a sucker for good bodies," she added. Source
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Bastardly Helps Barack Obama Take North Carolina With Force!
Posted on Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 10:00am by Moelicious
Photo Credit: Change ThoughtWe didn't receive any calls from the man himself, but we felt the love. We were touched when we received this letter following the ass-whipping victory:
Moe --
We just won a decisive victory in North Carolina thanks to people like you.
Indiana remains too close to call. But what is clear is that we did much better than all the pundits predicted, despite Republicans changing parties to support Senator Clinton, believing she would be easier for Senator McCain to defeat.
Here's where we stand.
As of Tuesday morning, we needed just 273 delegates to clinch the nomination. When the votes are fully counted Wednesday morning, we will have gained more than a third of them in a single day.
We have a clear path to victory. But now is the time for each one of us to step up and do what we can to close out this primary.
Please make a donation of $25 right now:
https://donate.barackobama.com/results
Thank you for everything you're doing,
Barack
Since I'm getting all teary eyed right now, I'll leave you guys with this depressing comment...
junglegirl
I'd vote for Obama if I was a US citizen, but honestly I don't think he will win, you know why'???Because he IS SMART!! And AMerican president has to be an uneducated racist dumb ass like BUsh you know..so we gotta continue this trend, Bush, Clinton, Bush, McCain/Clinton...you know..Americans are too dumb to elect an intelligent decent man to lead this shitty country. There I said it..eat my shorts. [Source]
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INDIANA BASTARDLY COMMUNITY: VOTE OBAMA! VOTE OBAMA!
Posted on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:01pm by Moelicious
Photo Credit: Changethethought.comI know this has nothing to do with gossip, but I'm putting this up because Hillary Clinton is straight-up evil. Rumor has it that she has a nuclear bomb between her legs. We must stop her.
Hillary needs to be put in her place & all you bastards in Indiana & North Carolina need to unite and vote for Obama.
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Brad Pitt & Obama Related! Who Slept With Who?!
Posted on Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 9:59am by Moelicious

I think they do this type of waste-of-money-research every time an election season rolls around, so here's the latest edition...
This could make for one odd family reunion: Barack Obama is a distant cousin of Brad Pitt, and Hillary Rodham Clinton is related to Pitt's girlfriend, Angelina Jolie.
Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society found some remarkable family connections for the three presidential candidates — Democratic rivals Obama and Clinton, and Republican John McCain. [Yahoo!]

