George Clooney's Italian Villa Has A Hottie Vacancy
Friday, June 13th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinYou gotta feel sorry for Sarah Larson when you look at these pics. As for George Clooney, of course, the sky's the limit. It's great that he finally came to his senses and decided to move his goods to the next hottie.
A bastardly source is claiming Sarah's new boobies are to blame for the breakup. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed. They had a huge fight and he left the house. Later, Sarah read in the media that they'd broken up and freaked out because George hadn't told her anything. Regardless of what happened, let's hope she's happy with her new boobies! I'm pretty sure they'll come handy in landing her next sugar daddy.
Sarah Larson Was George Clooney's 47th Birthday Present
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: Flynet PicturesGeorge Clooney turned 47 yesterday & I'm pretty sure he had lots of fun w/ Sarah Larson last night. As most of you know, Sarah was one of those Vegas drink girls who hit the high roller jackpot. Here's more info from her Wiki page...
Sarah Larson is a former part-time model and cocktail waitress in Las Vegas's Palms Casino Resort[1]. She is originally from Kent, Washington and attended college at The Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington. She was a contestant on the TV game show Fear Factor [2], where she won an episode of season five, partnered with her then-boyfriend Dan Randolph[3]. She is currently dating George Clooney, and has accompanied him to the 2007 Venice Film Festival and Deauville Film Festival in September and more recently the 2008 Academy Awards. [Wiki]
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George Clooney & Scruffy-Looking Renee Zellweger & @ "Leatherheads" Premiere in Rome
Friday, April 11th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Here's the latest sales statistics for the flick from Box Office Mojo:
Photo Credit: Box Office MojoFrom the looks of it, this movie might break-even w/ DVD sales.
Renee Zellweger & George Clooney @ "Leatherheads" London Premiere
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

George Clooney, Gordon Brown discuss Darfur
The 46-year-old star devotes much of his time to campaigning for aid to the war-torn region of Sudan, and earlier this year he was appointed a United Nations “messenger of peace”.
George Clooney with Gordon Brown's wife Sarah Brown
Clooney met Mr Brown at Number 10 yesterday and posed for pictures with the Prime Minister’s wife, Sarah.
The actor later told reporters that they had discussed a "wonderful suggestion" about a fund to lease or buy helicopters "to create some security" in the region. [The Telegraph]
Sarah Larson & George Clooney @ "Leatherheads" Premiere
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: Flynet @ the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CASo, it's fairly obvious both people are walking happy with the Clooney/Larson deal. George gets to bang a hot chick & Larson gets a sugardaddy that a lot of women her age would kill for. Before you check out the Leatherheads trailer, here's a little more about Sarah...
Sarah Larson is a former part-time model and cocktail waitress in Las Vegas's Palms Casino Resort[1]. She is originally from Kent, Washington. She was a contestant on the TV game show Fear Factor [2], where she won an episode of season five, partnered with her then-boyfriend Dan Randolph[3]. She is currently George Clooney's girlfriend, accompanying him at the 2007 Venice Film Festival and Deauville Film Festival in September and more recently the 2008 Academy Awards. [Wiki]
Ok, on second thought, I have to say that Sarah Larson has got the better deal...
Leatherheads Trailer:
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George Clooney's Latest Sex Toy Sarah Larson is Damn Hot!
Friday, December 14th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

See more pics @ PopSugar!
I had no idea she was this slammin'! Yahoo's BuzzLog did a write up on her when G.Cloones first started sexing her up in late September. Check it!












