Brooke Burns & Legs @ FOX Fall Eco-Casino Party
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMBrooke's legs have "rapid career advancement" written all over then, but sadly, she's wrapping them around the wrong people ever since leaving Baywatch. Later this fall, Brooke will co-host the upcoming Fox series Hole in the Wall with Los Angeles weatherman Mark Thompson. Wanna be on the show? They're casting...
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Flashback: Brooke Burns & Legs @ A FOX Party Back In 2004
Friday, July 18th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
And the Wiki says...Brooke Elizabeth Burns (born March 16, 1978) is an American actress and former fashion model, perhaps best known for her role on Baywatch and Baywatch Hawaii. She co-starred in the ABC television series Miss Guided.
In 2001, she appeared as Vicki Vale in one of several "Batman" commercials for OnStar, opposite Bruce Thomas' Batman, reprising the role made famous by Kim Basinger in the 1989 Tim Burton-directed Batman film. For her minor role in the 2001 film Shallow Hal, the Farrelly brothers wrote a specific part for Burns after her audition.
She appeared in the made-for-television Lifetime film, "Trophy Wife" in 2006. [Wiki]
Brooke Burns Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

Were you reminded for the 100th time about Ninja Gaiden II? Click on the ad!!!
- Jennifer Lopez’s Breasts Are Huge! [HollywoodTuna]
- The Top 20 Side-Boobs of All-Time [CO-ED Magazine]
- Whoopi Goldberg Erotic Moment [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kirsten Dunst Shopping at H&M [I'm Not Obsessed]
- David Beckham in Beverly Hills [Celebslam]
- MCA’s Guide To The NBA Draft [Complex]
- Madge & Guy Are Over (Maybe) [Dlisted]
- Angelina Jolie didn’t have the twins yet [Celebitchy]
- Kanye West is angry [The Blemish]
- Want to audition to American Idol 8? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Parents of ill vegan girl may face police [The Bastardly Society]
- FAIL tijdens lancering spaceshuttle [Flabber]
- Mary Kate Olsen Stoned in Plaid [CityRag]
- Nicole Scherzinger pays her respects [DerekHail]
- More Sexy Matt Damon Time [Celeb Warship]
- Hottest Celebrity Cougars [Mamarazzi]
- Girls Aloud’s Sarah Harding Sings in Her Bikini [The Grumpiest]
- RocknRolla Trailer! [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...

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Brooke Burns Went To A Vietnamese Nail Salon!
Friday, May 30th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Nail Salon Workers - Repeated And Prolonged Exposure To Variety Of Chemicals Could Put Workers At RiskThey pamper us and make us feel special. They work long hours for low wages and English is usually their second language, if then. They are mainly Vietnamese women who make their living giving manicures and pedicures. They also suffer from acute health effects associated with the chemicals they use in that work, according to a new survey from the Northern California Cancer Center and Asian Health Services of Oakland. This is one of the first such surveys to focus on this understudied workforce.
"Nail care workers routinely handle products containing many potentially harmful compounds, some of which are carcinogens or have endocrine disrupting effects, yet are virtually unregulated," explained Thu Quach, MPH, of the Northern California Cancer Center. "Our survey is part of a pilot project designed to characterize Vietnamese nail salon workers in Alameda County, California in order to inform future health interventions and reduce occupational exposures. Nail salon workers are likely to have higher exposures to these compounds than the customers they serve." Source
Brooke Burns @ "What Happens In Vegas" Premiere
Monday, May 5th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Brooke Elizabeth Burns (born March 16, 1978) is an American actress and former fashion model, perhaps best known for her role on Baywatch and Baywatch Hawaii. She is currently co-starring in the ABC television series Miss Guided. Wiki
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Brooke Burns @ Details Mag's "Mavericks 2008" Issue Cocktail Party
Friday, March 21st, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

This party was held in Beverly Hills
Brooke Burns Interview...
It's been 8 years since Brooke Burns ran up and down the beach in a red bathing suit on Baywatch. Oh, I know. You only watched it because you love the musical stylings of David Hasselhoff. Whatever. When I told her I'd heard she had a birthday coming up, she fired back, "I dooooo!" When I asked if it was a big one, she said, laughing, "It is giant. It's 21." Me too!, I said. "I can't believe it. I'm starting a new decade. (Brooke Burns turned 30 on March 16th.) "I'm really excited about it actually. All my girlfriends, when they turned 30, had this new sense of empowerment. Yeah! I'm into it. I'm stoked!" [UGO]












