Madeline Zima has everything going for her from a hotness perspective, but instead she chooses to hide her best assets (legs & boobies) & place a big, fake flower on top of her head. I don't understand why already hot chicks go through the trouble screwing w/ their hotness?!

Anyway, for all you Madeline fans, make sure you check her out on Showtime's hit show Californication, also starring David Duchovny. The show premieres this coming Sunday @ 10PM ET/PT.

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Madeline currently plays the role of Mia Lewis, a sexually-charged jailbait, on Showtime's Californication. In earlier episodes of the show, she shared a sex scene with none other than David Duchovny.

Here's more info on her character from the show's official site:

This sexy siren upends Hank's life in a way he could never imagine. Their one-night stand after meeting at a bookstore sends Hank's life into a tailspin. How could he know the hot chick who liked his novel was the 16-year-old daughter of Karen's ex-boyfriend? While Hank tries to conceal their romp from Karen, Mia is off promoting the manuscript she stole from Hank and has passed off as her own. It's a huge hit and Mia is relishing in her newfound, totally unearned fame. Will Karen discover their affair? Will the world discover the book was plagiarized? Will Mia stop Facebook-ing herself long enough to care?

Californication's season premiere airs on Sunday, September 28th @ 10PM. More info here.

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And the Wiki says...

Madeline Rose Zima (born September 16, 1985) is an American actress. She is mostly known for her six years as Grace Sheffield on the TV Series The Nanny or more recently as Mia Lewis, on the Showtime dramedy Californication.

Zima began her career at the age of 23 months when she was chosen as a toddler to appear in a television commercial for Downy fabric softener.[2] She played the role of Grace Sheffield on the television show The Nanny for six years. Zima has become known for her work in films such as The Hand That Rocks the Cradle and having most recently appeared in the Hilary Duff film A Cinderella Story and soon to be released movies Dimples, Looking for Sunday, Once in a Very Blue Moon and Legacy.

In 2007, Zima played Mia Lewis, a sexually precocious and worldly 16-year old, on the series Californication. The part, which included a sex scene with David Duchovny, stood in sharp contrast to her previous television roles. [Wiki]

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Madeline Zima: Californicater

"I have the naked scene, it’s like ‘Oh it’s the little girl from The Hand That Rocks the Cradle or The Nanny and she’s f**king and punching on that show," Madeline explains rather bluntly at the Third Annual Hot in Hollywood party. "It’s a little weird for them, I guess. But everyone grows up."

And as for what fans can expect when the raunchy show returns for a second season in September, Madeline says, "More of the same... Midway through, there’s some really funny stuff that happens, which is outrageous even for Californication." Source

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Remember people, if you're hitting up DVD release parties, you need to hire a new agent. STAT.

And the Wiki says...

Madeline Rose Zima (born September 16, 1985) is an American actress. She is mostly known for her six years as Grace Sheffield on the TV Series The Nanny or more recently as the promiscuous 16 year old, Mia Lewis, on the Showtime dramedy Californication. [Wiki]

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These were snapped in Beverly Hills

Madeline Zima grows into her role

Madeline Zima is really bad on Showtime's "Californication."

Not her acting, of course. Her character, Mia Lewis, is a scheming Lolita who wreaks absolute havoc with David Duchovny's life.

Madeline is so good at playing bad that I had no idea she was the same sweet girl who played Grace Sheffield for six seasons on "The Nanny."

"I couldn't believe when I got the role because I'm so different from the character," she said when we chatted a few days ago. "I tricked everyone into believing I'm this sexy, destructive, ruthless person. It's amazing that I pulled that off." [LA Daily News]

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