Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped this past weekend in Miami.

Is there no shame left in this world?! God damn...

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School supplies -- old school vs. new school

THEN: Bic 4-Color Ballpoint.

NOW: Sharpie pen. Sharpie came out with a new everyday pen this year, even getting David Beckham to sign autographs with it. Back in the day, our class notes were accented with that fat pen with the four different colors just a click away. It's red! No, it's blue! Wait for it ... green! We liked how we could change the color of our thoughts depending on who our BFF was that day. But the clicking action sometimes stuck and in the end it's hard to read green, so you stuck with good ol' blue. We took the new Sharpie for a test drive, and the result was a very solid, sharp line in black, though the blue was a bit too light in color for our taste.

WINNER: Sharpie. We'd follow David Beckham around with one of those. Source

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As much as most of you bastards probably hate this woman, I'm pretty sure 98% of you guys want to sample some of her STDs.

And yes, I admit it, I'm a little envious of the dude in the middle b/c you just know both these chicks tore him apart over the weekend. Son of a bitch!!

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A Beso in Sin City

After the success of the Beso in Hollywood, which was opened in March with a huge opening party, Eva has been found looking at real estate in Sin City. "She's been spotted spending quite a bit of time at Caesar's Palace recently," a source tells E! News, "She is looking to open a restaurant somewhere on the Strip." Source

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Shauna Sand (born September 2, 1971) is an American actress and Playboy model.

Sand submitted photos to Playboy's Los Angeles photo editors. She did a test shoot that Hugh Hefner approved and became the Playmate of the Month for May 1996. Wiki

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And the Wiki says...

Shauna Sand (born September 2, 1971) is an American actress and Playboy model.

After posing for Playboy, Sand began an acting career by having a guest appearance alongside Lorenzo Lamas in his TV show Renegade. She went on to marry Lamas and have more guest appearances there. When the show was over, she appeared in more of his action TV shows and movies.

After their divorce, she appeared in TV shows such as Charmed and in movies such as the comedy The Deviants (2004). [Wiki]

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