And the Wiki says...

Elisha Ann Cuthbert (born November 30, 1982) is a Canadian actress. Cuthbert is known as the former co-host of the Canadian children's television series Popular Mechanics for Kids, and for her role as Kim Bauer in the American action-thriller television series 24. She had her first lead role in the 2004 feature film The Girl Next Door. She has had starring roles in the 2005 House of Wax and the 2007 horror film Captivity. [Wiki]

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As of yesterday, Elisha was still in Maui soaking in the sun, along w/ hockey player penis.

"24" actress Elisha Cuthbert takes on Maui surf

And now, today’s moment of zen.

24 actress Elisha Cuthbert was snapped frolicking in the waters off of Maui’s Wailea resort area on Monday with her boyfriend Dion Phaneuf.

Phaneuf—whose bare-chested-ness we’ve included here, you know, for gender balance—is a defenseman for the National Hockey League's Calgary Flames. Cuthbert was taking a perhaps much-needed break following a no doubt taxing photo session for the cover of this month’s Maxim Magazine. [Hawaii Magazine]

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To check out the last set of pics, head over here.

As we mentioned in the last post, Elisha Cuthbert's boytoy, hockey player Dion Phaneuf, is about 3x her size and the size mismatch is obviously taking a toll on Elisha's petite bod. It appears from some of the photos (not really, but it gives us something to write about) that Elisha's in extreme pain as a result of some major ass slamming the previous night courtesy of Mr. Giant Hockey Player.

Do any girls out there have suggestions as to what Elisha can do to combat the size mismatch in bed?

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Dude, her boyfriend, hockey player Dion Phaneuf, is a straight-up monster compared to her...God damn!

It's well apparent that Elisha Cuthbert likes to be torn apart during sex.

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Elisha Cuthbert Oozes With Sexiness In Maxim

To promote her new film ‘My Sassy Girl’, Elisha Cuthbert gave Maxim a marvelous interview, which will appear in their May issue.

OK, SO WHAT DO YOU GO FOR?

As long as you love your mother and don’t fall asleep during movies, you’ve got a shot. Source

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CUTHBERT TIRED OF BAD DATES

Suitors with eyes for sexy actress ELISHA CUTHBERT should stay on their best behaviour - they only have one shot to impress her.
Cuthbert admits she is incredibly fussy and too many men blow their big chance of a romance with her by committing first-date sins.

The 24 star, who is single since splitting with ice hockey hero Sean Avery last year (07), says, "My pet peeve is when a guy falls asleep halfway through a movie. If that happens, there's no second date.
"I've had guys try to pick me up in my car. No thanks. I should invest in tinted windows." Source

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