Petra Nemcova & Kelly Osbourne: Today's Lesbian Sex Fantasy


These were snapped yesterday backstage in the W Lounge during Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week going down right now. As much as you bastards dislike Kelly Osbourne, you gotta remember that when Petra's sweaty bod is in the mix, things gotta be hot regardless of who's around.

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Kelly Osbourne & Luke Howell Hit Up NY Fashion Week!

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These were snapped yesterday as the two lovebirds arrived to check out the Marc Jacobs fashion show.

It looks like Kelly's black eye finally healed or at least she covered it up real nicely. Who gave her the black eye anyway?!

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Breaking News! Kelly Osbourne Hails Cab Using Her iPhone!

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So, did anyone every find out who beat up Kelly Osbourne?!


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Did Luke Howell Give Kelly Osbourne A Black-Eye?!

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These were snapped earlier today in London as Kelly left home to pay her doc a visit. It's pretty obvious that someone beat up Kelly Osbourne, so who the hell was it? Luke Howell doesn't exactly look like the type of guy who beats up his women (or men)...

What's the bastardly take on this?

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Is The New Kelly Osbourne Slowly Morphing Into A Hottie?

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These were snapped yesteday in London, England.

It definitely looks like Kelly's either at the gym 8hrs a day or under the scalpel at the Osbourne-family plastic surgeon's office every few days. Regardless of what's going down, she's definitely headed in the right direction from a Bastardly Hotness standpoint.

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