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Yes, I know, 2 Carmen Electra posts in a day. Hell, it's the end of the week and I might as well just get it posted.

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At The Movies: Disaster Movie

Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, it's the last (let's hope so, anyway) in the long line of parodies that includes Scary Movie.

This one, coming so closely on the heels of Meet The Spartans, has even less going for it than its very average predecessor.

It's incremental really. The more times you plough the same ground, the less fertile the soil becomes.

Since they have so little material to work with in the first place, Friedberg and Seltzer flog each joke well beyond its limits.

Returning to their seemingly bottomless well of flatulence humor, racial stereotypes, and stale pop culture gags, Friedberg and Seltzer have produced what is arguably their worst Movie yet. Source

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Tara Leigh Patrick (born April 20, 1972), professionally known as Carmen Electra,[1] is an American glamour model, television personality, and entertainer.

...and has since become recognizable for her roles in the parody films Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie.

She is a playable character in the video game Def Jam: Fight for New York and is one of the celebrity challenges in the video game ESPN NFL 2K5, along with Steve-O, Jamie Kennedy and others. Wiki

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Pictured above, Carmen Electra is one of the main stars of the new spoof flick that no one is talking about----actually, I shouldn't say that. The few people who're talking about it have really disastrous things to say.

Let's review the headlines floating around:

'Disaster Movie' turns out to be just that
Disaster Movie voted the worst of all time
Disastrous disaster movie
Disaster Movie is cinematic pollution
"Disaster Movie" less funny than real ones

As per Box Office Mojo, the flick production costs were around $20mil & marketing was probably another couple mil. And, as of today, it has raked in a modest $7mil, so assuming they put some additional Kim Kardashian sex tape footage in the upcoming DVD, I'm pretty sure they'll actually make money at the end of the day.

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These were snapped yesterday @ the LG Villa Cabo in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

One has a juicy sex tape where she's getting used & abused by some second-rate rapper, while the other has slept with half of Hollywood, so think this one over before casting your vote...

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These were snapped end of July in Malibu.

Carmen: You can never fake it

THERE are men and women all over the world who want to know Carmen Electra’s secrets – albeit for very different reasons.
And now in an exclusive interview with Bizarre USA, the gorgeous actress and dancer reveals all about her strip routines, sex life and upcoming marriage.

We caught up with Carmen at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas as she was preparing to get back in her burlesque gear for a stage show with Les Femme Cheries.

It’s the same city where former Korn guitarist Rob Patterson proposed to the Playboy cover girl.

And after reading our chat, we think you’ll see why Rob was so eager to pop the question.

Congratulations on your engagement. You have a beautiful ring.

Thank you. I’m so very happy.

The ring is black diamond and I think it’s really different.

Rob chose it. He proposed here in Las Vegas on my birthday, so it was very romantic. [More @ The Sun...]

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