Shakira @ 2008 ALMA Awards
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Shakira receives ALMA award for charity workShakira, who is involved in several foundations to improve the lives of children in Colombia and Latin America and is UNICEF goodwill ambassador, received the American Latino Media Arts awards from the hands of “desperate housewive” Eva Longoria. Source
Related in a Bastardly way:
Shakira Performs Bastardly Mic Holding Technique!
Monday, July 7th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Shakira 'inks £50m Live Nation deal'Shakira has signed a lucrative "360-degree" deal with concert promoter Live Nation, her representative has confirmed.
The ten-year deal, rumoured to be worth between £35m and £50m, will encompass tours, recordings, sponsorship and merchandise.
Shakira still owes three albums to her record label, Sony BMG, but all other aspects of the Live Nation deal are expected to take effect immediately. Source
Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Shakira Edition
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

It looks like Jay has finally figured out the trick to hosting a late night television show during the WGA strike. Look for more athletes, sexy musicians & sexy c/dlisters....
Shakira @ "Love In The Time Of Cholera" Premiere, Hollywood
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Shakira @ "Love In The Time of Cholera" Screening In Las Vegas
Thursday, November 8th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
Shakira & Her Man Head Out to The Police Concert in NYC!
Friday, August 3rd, 2007 after a late four martini lunch

So, who the hell is this dude?! Is he some Colombian drug lord or something?














