Knocked Up Rating: Ashlee Simpson @ 2008 MTV VMAs
Monday, September 8th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
I'm about 98% sure that Ashlee's the most annoying pregnant chick out there in wannabe-celebrity-land. But then again, I'm kinda glad she is because Pete Wentz is on the receiving end of the annoying stick.
And, the Sun is reporting that Ass is expecting twins (surprise, surprise!). It's so fucked up how every single celeb & wannabe-celeb is having twins. Here's more Ass from the red carpet:
Speaking on the red carpet, she explained how she maintained her looks during the pregnancy.
“It's the three Bs - the boobs, the belly and the booty,” she revealed. “When you are choosing dresses, you have to pick ones that don't stick to your belly.”
The singer’s representative has refused to confirm reports the couple are expecting twins, saying, “It’s not true” when confronted with the rumours. [The Sun]
Caption This, Bitches! (Solange Knowles & Pregnant Ashlee Simpson)
Friday, August 15th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
These were snapped @ MTV's 'FNMTV' event held in HollywoodPregnant Ashlee Simpson Forgot To Wear Her Hoody
Thursday, June 12th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Confirmed: Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant; Reason For Marriage Uncovered.
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Photo Credit: PR/RS/Flynetpictures.comThese were snapped yesterday right outside of Outback Steakhouse in Burbank, CA. It appears as if Ashlee didn't finish her meal. Tsk tsk.
From Pete's blog:
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
And, Ass is officially changing up her name to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. Here's the womanly wisdom...
“I think it's something a woman should do when they're marrying a man. It's a tradition, and I think it’s a great tradition”.
What Are The Chances This Ashlee Simpson Fan is Gay?
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/BAUERGRIFFINONLINEAss is currently in London to help promote The Nokia Green Room. Why is she surrounded by creepy looking dudes?! Not that it really matters, but I always thought only teenage chicks listened to Ashlee Simpson. Guess not...
The white dude in the pic above is either flaming gay (nothing wrong w/ that, of course) or he's a total chump who probably thinks Ass will blow him after she's finished signing autographs.
For a thorough definition of Chump, please refer to Jackson's analysis he did a few years back.
Related in a Bastardly way:
Why Did Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Get Invited to a White House Dinner?
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
The world is so fucked up right now it's not even funny. For some odd reason these two goons, along w/ Naomi Campbell & others, were @ the White House this past Saturday evening for the annual White House Correspondents Dinner.
Here are a few more pics of them arriving @ at the airport in DC.
