Adriana Lima Lookin' Delicious @ Carlos Jeressati's Dinner
Monday, September 8th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Major props to the dude who emailed these into Bastardly HQ. I have to admit, the weekend was pretty shitty until I saw Adri flashing her lil' juicies to the cameras. God d-d-d-daaayum! Thank you, Ms. Lima & damn you to hell, Marko Jaric!!
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Monday, August 18th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.As you guys, Adriana & Marko (bastardsonofabitchwhorebag!) are currently vacationing in Croatia. These pics were snapped over the weekend in Hvar, Croatia, which is actually a tiny island in the Adriatic Sea with a 2001 reported population of 4,138. Talking about wanting to be alone!!
Anyway, if you missed it from Friday, check out these pics of Adriana heading for some classic Bastardly Yacht Sex! Ow!
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Friday, August 15th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
That bastard!!
Then again, I would do exactly the same thing if I was vacationing in Croatia---or anywhere else in the world, for that matter. Son of a bitchwhorebag!!
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Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric @ 2008 ESPY Awards in L.A.
Thursday, July 17th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Seriously, DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC!!! It pained me putting this post together and looking at all these photos of Marko and Adriana all happy and shit. DAMN YOU!!!! Okay, now you all will feel the same pain. BTW, his 2008 salary is $6,500,000.Update: 6 adds from pstroyer
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Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: Gabo/Matingas/bauergriffinonlineThese were snapped as the couple arrived into LAX. I don't know about you guys, but Adriana Lima seems like the type of kinky chick who'd be down to apply for exclusive membership @ the Mile High Club. Damn you, Marko Jaric, damn you!!
Besides recently getting engaged, there hasn't been much news out of the Lima-Jaric camp---not even false rumors of Adri getting knocked up w/ (God forbid) Marko Jaric's kid. Let's just hope that Marko's getting a piece while they make preparations for the big wedding.
And lastly, taking Adriana's hotness into full consideration, I seriously wouldn't mind attending her wedding. Let's admit it, the hottie level at the bash will pretty much be as close to heaven as you come! God-d-d-d-d-daamn!!
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Adriana Lima Shows Off Engagement Ring @ Da Silvano's in NYC!
Friday, June 20th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Normally Adriana Lima candid pics kinda suck ass, but she looks absolutely beautiful in these! The rock on her finger looks pretty damn huge w/ smaller stones to the side. Anyone wanna take a guess as to its size & cost? That bastard Marko Jaric better have dropped top dollar for getting a piece of Adri's juicy ass!
Son of a bitch.
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