Rosa Cha Spring, 2009 Fashion Show @ NY Fashion Week
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Sometimes I feel like just dropping everything in life & becoming a high-end bikini designer. Assuming I could keep my heterosexuality in tact because we all know what happens to male fashion designers, the perks of such a life & career would be amazing. You'd get amazing chicks around you 24/7 and best of all, you get a 100% fondling pass right before girls hit the runway! The kinkiness is endless, damn it!Related in a Bastardly way:
I Want This Job! Kylie Minogue Performance Lifter, Position 3!
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Kylie Minogue denies she's back with Olivier MartinezShe has scotched rumours that she's back with Olivier Martinez, after they were seen hugging in Paris recently.
She said: "I was there for my health check-ups and Olivier was there. It's only natural that we would see each other. It's about friendship." Source
I Want This Job: The Dude Hugging Odette Yustman
Friday, June 27th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Odette Yustman @ 34th Annual Saturn AwardsAnd the Wiki says...
Odette Juliette Yustman (born May 10, 1985) is an American actress.
Yustman was born in Los Angeles, California. According to the actress, her mother, Lydia, is Cuban, and her father, Victor Yustman, who is of Italian and French descent, was born in Bogota, Colombia and raised in Nicaragua.[1][2] Yustman is fluent in Spanish. [Wiki]
Jobs I Want: More Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics, 2009 Calendar
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
My top five jobs...1. Alessandra Bikini Adjuster
2. Gemma Atkinson Hair Stylist (this post)
3. Gisele Bundchen Ass Rubber
4. Tie: Adriana Lima Ass Rubber & Adriana Lima Ass Smearer
5. Alessandra Thigh Fluffer
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I Wanna Be Lindsay Lohan's Bodyguard, Damn It!
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Man, $4000/week would make for a really nice lifestyle!!
Former bodyguard sues Lindsay Lohan
Some celebrities sue their former employees. Others get sued by the hired help.
Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard David Kim claims in a new lawsuit filed Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court that he's owed $55,000 (28,000 pounds) from past work performed for the actress. The money covers not only Kim's $4000-a-week rate but also the cost of damages to the plaintiff's borrowed car, which is alleged to have been wrecked after Lohan's driver made an illegal right turn to avoid the paparazzi.
Coincidentally, it was only two weeks ago that a judge ordered Lindsay's mom/manager Dina to pay $300,000 to another former bodyguard, Antonio Almeida, who was owed money he lent her to kick-start daughter Lindsay's music career. [Reuters]
Caption This, Bitches!! (Adriana Lima Ass Smearer Edition)
Friday, April 4th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Major props to Pstroyer (again)! Here's his note:
I found this picture in an old magazine. It just BEGS for a caption ;)
What I would give to be that guy for just a few minutes… [E-Mail]
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