Someone Still Needs To Kick Pete Wentz's Ass
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Possibly Gay Pete Wentz Shows Off His New Douche Bag Shades
Thursday, August 21st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: Splash NewsSo what if he's married?
Regardless of whether Pete's gay or straight (wouldn't matter either way, of course), can someone please kick his ass? Ideally, if the ass-kicking can occur in broad daylight in front of the paparazzi, we'd be willing to give away a free trip to anywhere in the world (maybe).
Jessica Alba @ 2008 ALMA Awards
Monday, August 18th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMJessica Alba seems to be recovering very nicely after giving birth to Honor Marie back in June. And by the way, who the fuck names their kid Honor Marie?!
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Heidi Montag Uses Sexy Legs To Pimp Latest In Prostitute Wear
Thursday, July 31st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Heidi Montag: Heidiwood Rules!While Lauren Conrad defended herself from criticism that she outsources her fashion line and merely slaps her name on it, another star of The Hills was out promoting her foray into the celebrity fashion universe.
The controversial Heidi Montag was doing what Victoria Beckham and other celebrity fashion icons haven't - promoting her clothing line in person at Kitson.
She was doing her bit to plug her Heidiwood line at the trendy Los Angeles boutique - which recently dropped the fashion line of Lauren Conrad - and she was aided and abetted by her loyal pimp-fiance, Spencer Pratt.
"It's selling really well," Heidi said of her debut into the fashion world. "It's one of the number one-selling celebrity clothing lines."
One of the number one lines? Whatever you say, Heidi ... [Fashion.ie]
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Avril Lavigne: Still The Greatest Punk Rocker Alive
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Clarkson band joins forces with rocker Avril LavigneClarkson band illScarlett's fame continues to grow.
The foursome will join pop-punk Avril Lavigne for the east coast swing of her Best Damn Tour.
The band, including vocalist and guitarist Alex Norman, guitarist Will Marr, bassist John Doherty and drummer and singer Swav Piorkowski, will replace Boys Like Girls on the tour. The guys will join Lavigne for the Aug. 6 show at the Molson Amphitheatre in Toronto and will play six dates, finishing up on Aug. 13 at the Mile One Centre in St. John's Newfoundland. [MS News]
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Camera Whore Christina Aguilera Does "Rock The Vote" Video
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Christina Aguilera @ CNN studiosChristina Aguilera will bust out a rendition of “America the Beautiful” while holding her son Max. I'm pretty sure there was cash exchanged under the table b/c we all know what makes C.Ags tick...Nothing wrong w/ that!
