Christina Aguilera

Hot Pink Christina Aguilera @ Esquire's 'Rock the Vote' Event

Moelicious — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:49:00 -0400

Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM
The event was put on by Esquire Magazine & held @ Esquire House in Hollywood Hills, CA.

Someone's gotta send Christina an anonymous memo about the extreme levels of cake she paints onto her face. If you missed it, check out her tranny makeup job @ the MTV VMAs earlier this month.

Tranny Makeup Alert! Christina Aguilera @ 2008 MTV VMAs

Moelicious — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:13:00 -0400

It's really odd how she leaves her lil' monkey at home with baby Max while she hits up industry events & parties. Although we gotta give some Christina credit because she does spend time with her baby once in a while. Here are recent pics of C playing mommy.

And for those you didn't catch it last night, here's Christina's performance @ the VMAs.

Breaking!! Christina Aguilera Spends TIme With Baby Max!!

Moelicious — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:30:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

As most of you know, Christina unveiled her latest contribution to modern society earlier this week: A new perfume called Inspire. Here's what she wore to the event.

After you've successfully caked on five pounds of makeup on your face, you can now spray yourself with Inspire to smell like Christina, as well. Since Christina likes to overdo everything, make sure you use the entire bottle in one sitting.

These pics were snapped yesterday as the couple departed their NYC hotel with baby Max in hand (or at least a replica of baby Max).

Is Christina Aguilera's Monkey On Her Back Gaining Some Weight?

Moelicious — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:27:00 -0400

These were snapped as Christina & her husband Jordan Bratman left their hotel in NYC.

Not that any of you bastards give a shit or anything, but the monkey's looking noticeably larger these days. Also, it's really funny how one person is super done-up from head to toe & another looks like he just woke up.

Can anyone explain why this might be the case?

Christina Aguilera Looking Hot @ Her New Perfume Launch in NYC

Moelicious — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:41:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Splash News

This is definitely hotter than what Victoria Beckham wore to her new perfume launch. These were snapped @ the Herald Square Macy's in NYC.

Caked-Out Christina Aguilera @ Trump Tower Dubai Event

Moelicious — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:30:00 -0400

Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM

I wonder where she left Monkey Boy? She was paid big bucks to give a Trump & his ultra-rich investors a private performance.

Here's a creepy comment The Donald made when introducing Christina...

Then Donald got back on the mike to tell party-goers about Christina Aguilera's upcoming performance. And in praising her as a performer and a person, he left us with this choice quote:

I've been with her many times. Not in a sexual way. I wish. Oh, I wish.

Finally after we spent about 45 minutes of star-gazing and grazing the food tables, Christina Aguilera came out to perform. She did a very short set, only about five songs. But she rules. Proof that most people came just to see her? Pretty much everyone left after her performance, include Donald and co. [Hotel Chatter]