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 <title>Camera Whore Christina Aguilera Does &quot;Rock The Vote&quot; Video</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Christina Aguilera @ CNN studios&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Christina Aguilera will bust out a rendition of “America the Beautiful” while holding &lt;strong&gt;her son Max&lt;/strong&gt;. I&#039;m pretty sure there was cash exchanged under the table b/c we all know&lt;strong&gt; what makes C.Ags tick&lt;/strong&gt;...&lt;em&gt;Nothing wrong w/ that!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album49/christina-rock-the-vote.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:31:00 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Moelicious</dc:creator>
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 <title>Did Bill Clinton Get Some Adriana Lima Ass?</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;These were snapped @ the Sustainable Development Forum held earlier this month.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 14:31:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Gemma Garrett Only Won 113 Votes in MP Election</title>
 <link>http://www.bastardly.com/2008-gemma-garrett-only-won-113-votes-in-mp-election-0523</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ulster’s Gemma fails to become UK’s hottest MP&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Northern Ireland beauty Gemma Garrett failed in her quest to become Britain&#039;s hottest MP in the Crewe and Nantwich by-election yesterday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Garrett, standing for the Beauties for Britain party, was unable to lure voters managing only 113 votes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gordon Brown suffered a humiliating rebuff as the Tories swept to victory in the previously safe Labour seat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Conservative, Edward Timpson, demolished a 7,078 Labour majority to capture the Cheshire constituency by 7,860 votes. He won the seat with 20,539 votes, comfortably ahead of Labour’s Tamsin Dunwoody on 12,679 votes. The Liberal Democrat’s Elizabeth Shenton trailed third with 6,040. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/article3730662.ece&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;[Belfast Telegraph]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:01:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>What The Hell Happened To Kentucky?! Thank You, Oregon.</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;So, is this thing ever going to end?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound off on all things unrelated to &lt;strong&gt;celebrity gossip&lt;/strong&gt; down below...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 15:55:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Beauty Queen Politician Gemma Garret: &quot;I&#039;ll Make Westminster Sexy&quot;</title>
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Gemma Garrett will be standing as a &lt;strong&gt;Beauties for Britain&lt;/strong&gt; candidate in the Crewe and Nantwich by-election on May 22, 2008. She&#039;ll be replacing another female MP, Gwyneth Dunwoody, who recently passed away.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here are some recent &lt;strong&gt;comments by Gemma&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;At the moment, much of our political life looks dowdy and down-trodden, &quot; she said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Women are reluctant to put a proper emphasis on beauty and I want to change that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;I want Westminster to be home to as many glamorous and confident women as say, Rome or Paris. Or even Brussels or Berlin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;And I want that new emphasis on beauty to extend into every aspect of British life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;If women should look and feel beautiful it makes Britian a happier place.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gemma said she also intended to fire up people&#039;s interests in politics again and to &quot;end the tide of sleaze&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;I want to see politics rapidly becoming sexy instead of sleazy,&quot; she said. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/article3673877.ece&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;[Belfast Telegraph]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 12:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Bastardly Helps Barack Obama Take North Carolina With Force!</title>
 <link>http://www.bastardly.com/2008-bastardly-helps-barack-obama-take-north-carolina-with-force-0507</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.changethethought.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Change Thought&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We didn&#039;t receive any calls from &lt;strong&gt;the man&lt;/strong&gt; himself, but we felt the love. We were touched when we received this letter following the &lt;strong&gt;ass-whipping victory&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Moe --&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We just won a decisive victory in North Carolina thanks to &lt;strong&gt;people like you&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Indiana remains too close to call. But what is clear is that we did much better than all the pundits predicted, despite Republicans changing parties to support Senator Clinton, believing she would be easier for Senator McCain to defeat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here&#039;s where we stand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As of Tuesday morning, we needed just 273 delegates to clinch the nomination. When the votes are fully counted Wednesday morning, we will have gained more than a third of them in a single day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We have a clear path to victory. But now is the time for each one of us to step up and do what we can to close out this primary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please make a donation of $25 right now:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://donate.barackobama.com/results&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;https://donate.barackobama.com/results&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you for everything you&#039;re doing,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Barack&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Since I&#039;m &lt;strong&gt;getting all teary eyed&lt;/strong&gt; right now, I&#039;ll leave you guys with this depressing comment...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/user/757&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;junglegirl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&#039;d vote for Obama if I was a US citizen, but honestly I don&#039;t think he will win, you know why&#039;???Because he IS SMART!! And AMerican president has to be an uneducated racist dumb ass like BUsh you know..so we gotta continue this trend, Bush, Clinton, Bush, McCain/Clinton...you know..Americans are too dumb to elect an intelligent decent man to lead this shitty country. There I said it..eat my shorts. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-indiana-bastardly-community-vote-obama-vote-obama-0506&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;[Source]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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