Gemma Garrett will be standing as a Beauties for Britain candidate in the Crewe and Nantwich by-election on May 22, 2008. She'll be replacing another female MP, Gwyneth Dunwoody, who recently passed away.

Here are some recent comments by Gemma:

"At the moment, much of our political life looks dowdy and down-trodden, " she said.

"Women are reluctant to put a proper emphasis on beauty and I want to change that.

"I want Westminster to be home to as many glamorous and confident women as say, Rome or Paris. Or even Brussels or Berlin.

"And I want that new emphasis on beauty to extend into every aspect of British life.

"If women should look and feel beautiful it makes Britian a happier place."

Gemma said she also intended to fire up people's interests in politics again and to "end the tide of sleaze".

"I want to see politics rapidly becoming sexy instead of sleazy," she said. [Belfast Telegraph]

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We didn't receive any calls from the man himself, but we felt the love. We were touched when we received this letter following the ass-whipping victory:

Moe --

We just won a decisive victory in North Carolina thanks to people like you.

Indiana remains too close to call. But what is clear is that we did much better than all the pundits predicted, despite Republicans changing parties to support Senator Clinton, believing she would be easier for Senator McCain to defeat.

Here's where we stand.

As of Tuesday morning, we needed just 273 delegates to clinch the nomination. When the votes are fully counted Wednesday morning, we will have gained more than a third of them in a single day.

We have a clear path to victory. But now is the time for each one of us to step up and do what we can to close out this primary.

Please make a donation of $25 right now:

https://donate.barackobama.com/results

Thank you for everything you're doing,

Barack

Since I'm getting all teary eyed right now, I'll leave you guys with this depressing comment...

junglegirl

I'd vote for Obama if I was a US citizen, but honestly I don't think he will win, you know why'???Because he IS SMART!! And AMerican president has to be an uneducated racist dumb ass like BUsh you know..so we gotta continue this trend, Bush, Clinton, Bush, McCain/Clinton...you know..Americans are too dumb to elect an intelligent decent man to lead this shitty country. There I said it..eat my shorts. [Source]

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I know this has nothing to do with gossip, but I'm putting this up because Hillary Clinton is straight-up evil. Rumor has it that she has a nuclear bomb between her legs. We must stop her.

Hillary needs to be put in her place & all you bastards in Indiana & North Carolina need to unite and vote for Obama.

MORE:
- Download & print your own Obama posters to stick over Hillary posters

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The world is so fucked up right now it's not even funny. For some odd reason these two goons, along w/ Naomi Campbell & others, were @ the White House this past Saturday evening for the annual White House Correspondents Dinner.

Here are a few more pics of them arriving @ at the airport in DC.

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Christina Ricci develops a taste for being an action star

“There’s a lot of action and fighting [in the film]. I really got into it. Ever since then I want to be an action star.”

“I’m probably too small to be a reasonable action star. But I can be a spy, because it’s good to be small if you’re a spy. Because I can fit into small spaces.”

“I also want to play a cop. I also wanna have that uniform.” Source

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I think they do this type of waste-of-money-research every time an election season rolls around, so here's the latest edition...

This could make for one odd family reunion: Barack Obama is a distant cousin of Brad Pitt, and Hillary Rodham Clinton is related to Pitt's girlfriend, Angelina Jolie.

Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society found some remarkable family connections for the three presidential candidates — Democratic rivals Obama and Clinton, and Republican John McCain. [Yahoo!]

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