Audrina Patridge: Maxim Magazine, November 2008
Monday, October 13th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Ask Audrina: New Kid In TownHey Audrina,
I'm only 13 years old and i just moved to a new town. The school I will be going to is very big and i am not good at making friends. What should I do to make my self comfortable talking to the girls there?
Emily
Emily,
When you move to a new town, the main thing is to be approachable. Smile a lot! Be friendly and people will be friendly back! :) Don't be afraid to ask someone to show you around, if you're good at sports or have an interest in drama or art... Sign up! You will meet girls with similar interests and it won't be difficult finding things to talk about. Don't forget about your school work either! Source
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Audrina Patridge vs Heidi Montag: Wannabe Fame Whore Matchup!
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
I know, right? Tough choice, huh? First we have Audrina Patridge who right off the bat hits us with the perfectly timed "leaked" nude photos. Oh, wait, there was the upskirt to start off 2008 and another later in the year. Now we are followed by bikini pics... and again... and again... and again... and again.But then you have Heidi Montag who'll do the lowest things for a photo op, fucking terrible song and music video, and follow that up with "candid photoshoots" of her and douchebag Spencer... and again... and again... and bikini pics... and thrown in some more bikini pics.
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Audrina Patridge Went To Lauren Conrad's House!
Friday, October 3rd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAudrina Patridge Lands Denim Deal
The Hills star and sometimes actress (is there a difference?) will become the new face of Divine Rights Denim, a source tells E! News. She will collaborate on jean designs as well.
According to Divine's director of sales, Angel Shoshan, Audrina apparently possesses what is known in the jeans world as a "real denim edgy friendliness" that the company wanted.
"She has that flavor to her," says Shoshan. "She can wear a wife beater and jeans, and she just looks comfortable and hot." Source
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Audrina Patridge & Her Fake Boobs Help Market Bombay Sapphire
Monday, September 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
These were snapped at MGM Grand's Wet Republic in Las Vegas. If you're in Vegas & wanna hook up with slutty bitches drinking bud light, then apparently this is the place to go.Related in a Bastardly way:
Breaking News!! Audrina Patridge Can Walk & Talk on Her Cell @ The Same Time!
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: SCOTT/CHRIS/bauergriffinonline.comPatridge from "Hills" packs her bags, moves out
It seemed like Audrina Patridge was just patching things up with her housemates, and now she's moving out. Last week Patridge finally said goodbye to living with her "Hills" roommates, Lauren Conrad and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth.
So what made her do it? "I just wanted my own place," she told Maxim magazine. "If anything, I feel like it will help out all our friendships."
It's been clear that Patridge, 23, and Bosworth, 21, don't get along - so was Lo to blame for the move? "The only reason Lo and I are friends is because of Lauren," Patridge told the magazine. "They grew up together and hang out all the time." [Newsday]
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Audrina Patridge Unfazed By Gas Prices! Fills SL 550 w/ Premium!
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: SCOTT/CHRIS/bauergriffinonline.comAudrina wants to learn more about diabetes
Audrina Patridge was scheduled to take part in tonight’s Joslin Under the Stars benefit to defeat diabetes, but “The Hills” star had to cancel at the last minute to shoot some scenes in Spain for her hit MTV show. We spoke to Patridge about the event this summer, when her publicist Gladys Gonzalez hooked us up with an interview. We mention her publicist’s name only because of her unexpected influence over the interview. Although Patridge will not be able to attend, hopefully she’ll someday be able to “learn more about it.”
How did you get involved with Joslin Under the Stars?
A few people that are close to me went to it the past few years and they really loved it, and my manager actually introduced me to it. I just think it’s great cause, you know, hanging out with all the kids. I think it’s something that is really important and hopefully it will lead to a cure.
So, it’s not that anybody close to you has diabetes?
No.
Do you do a lot of things like this?
I’m just being introduced to all these, so I’m not too familiar, but this is definitely one that I’m interested in and I’m going to be a part of it. There’s another one coming up around Thanksgiving, but I’m just kind of new to all this. [Metro Boston News]












