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 <title>Heidi Montag: Honeymoon Bikini Pics From Mexico (w/ Spencer)</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;In more news about the wedding no one gave a shit about, Spencer now goes on record to defend the marriage.  Remember Heidi&#039;s mom said she gives it 6 months.  Here&#039;s what Spencer had to say:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;It was totally spur of the moment,&quot; Pratt said Thursday on Ryan Seacrest&#039;s KIIS-FM radio show of his Cabo nuptials. &quot;If I had planned it, I think I would&#039;ve stepped up my ring game a little bit,&quot; he added referring to the $8 rings they picked up there for the ceremony. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;She&#039;s just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn&#039;t there,&quot; he said of Egelhoff, who has been quoted as saying that the marriage won&#039;t last. &quot;I can&#039;t wait to prove her wrong and be married for the rest of our lives.&quot;  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20244297,00.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For all the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-heidi-montag-king-douche-bag-reach-real-low-for-a-photo-op-0919&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;low fake photoshoots&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; these two whorebags do, I will admit that I like when we get &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-heidi-montag-w-douchebag--bikini-pics-in-mexico-0605&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;bikini pics of Heidi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;.  We&#039;re still &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-heidi-montag-shoots-music-video-for-overdosin-0828&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Overdosin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; for Heidi!!!  haha&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-heidi-montag-honeymoon-bikini-pics-from-mexico-w-spencer--1204&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Who Invited Heidi Montag To The &quot;Road For A Cure&quot; Gala?</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Remember that news that no one gives a shit about, yeah, Heidi and Spencer getting married.  Well, now Heidi&#039;s mom is saying it&#039;s the &quot;biggest mistake Heidi&#039;s ever made&quot; in her life and gives it &quot;6 months&quot;.  Heidi&#039;s mom had even more to say...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life,&quot; Egelhoff tells Us. &quot;I&#039;ve been honest with Heidi, and it&#039;s caused our relationship to decline. I&#039;m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I&#039;m confident the marriage won&#039;t work out.&quot;  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/12/heidi-montags-m.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Tila Tequila &amp; Butta Courtenay Semel Pay Off 2008 AMAs After Party Security</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: Splash News &amp;amp; INFPhoto.com&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actually in Tila&#039;s case, she probably walked the bouncers around the corner &amp;amp; &lt;strong&gt;gave free blow jobs&lt;/strong&gt; in exchange for easy entry into the official opening night celebration of The Pussycat Dolls Lounge. The event was hosted by none other than &lt;strong&gt;super whore Paris Hilton&lt;/strong&gt; at the Viper Room in L.A. Prior to this event, the couple was spotted at a 2008 American Music Awards after party held at club &#039;Social&#039;  in Hollywood featuring a performance by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myspace.com/ladygaga&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Lady Gaga&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Anyway, more on the pics:&lt;/em&gt; Tila should really stop bringing along her &lt;strong&gt;fake &amp;amp; painfully ugly friend Courtenay Semel &lt;/strong&gt;to random events she blows her way into. It&#039;s kinda gross watching them all over each other in the name of overhyped fame &amp;amp; money. Tila, have some of your fuck friends @ MTV hire some hotter chick b/c Courtenay Semel&#039;s not only ugly, but potentially bad for your career which caters to &lt;strong&gt;horndoggs &amp;amp; rice chasers&lt;/strong&gt; around the globe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-tila-tequila-butta-courtenay-semel-pay-off-2008-amas-after-party-security-1124&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:02:00 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Moelicious</dc:creator>
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 <title>Khloe Kardashian Plays Ping-Pong To Lose Weight!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Khloe Kardashian got motivated to do some exercise after not being invited to the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-kim-vs-kourtney-the-kardashian-sisters-bastardly-matchup-1117&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;VS Fashion Show with Kim and Kourtney&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; and when she saw &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-kim-kardashian-bikini-pics-from-miami-beach-1117&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Kim&#039;s bikini bod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; looking tight while on Miami Beach.  Even past posts have &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-khloe-and-kourtney-kardashian-the-venetian-in-vegas-0414&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Kourtney posing in a bikini&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; for the camera but Khloe always keeps herself covered up.  Maybe if she laid off things &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-did-khloe-kardashian-lose-weight-0321&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;like regular Sprite&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; then she&#039;d make some progress and soon enough she might be invited to do &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-kim-kourtney-kardashian-do-bikini-shoot-without-khloe-0614&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;a bikini photoshoot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; with her older sisters.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-khloe-kardashian-plays-ping-pong-to-lose-weight-1121&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:39:00 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Khloe Kardashian @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;I&#039;m pretty sure &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/category/khloe-kardashian&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Khloe Kardashian&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; spent a lot of time @ the hors d&#039;oeuvres table nibbling on everything from stuffed mushrooms to chicken wings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For those of you who like Khloe, you can see more of her in the second season of Donald Trump&#039;s&lt;em&gt; The Celebrity Apprentice&lt;/em&gt;. This season will air early 2009.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-khloe-kardashian-2008-gq-men-of-the-year-awards-1119&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:33:00 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Kristin Cavallari @ 2008 Victoria&#039;s Secret Fashion Show</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Kristin Cavallari really needs to just get a naked movie role already.  I&#039;m really not sure how she continually gets invited to events.  Hell, she probably sat in the front row at the VS Fashion Show.  Anyways, here&#039;s one of my favorite &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/07/06/super-hot-kristin-cavallari-camera-whoring-the-beach&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;bikini posts of Kristin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; doing her camera whoring.  Gotta love drunk white chicks!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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