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 <title>More Ashley Tisdale - Bikini Pics From Hawaii (Incl. Douchebag)</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mr. Douchebag = Jared Murillo&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These two are currently enjoying a lot of quality &lt;strong&gt;sex time @ some Maui resort&lt;/strong&gt;. Super douche Jared Murillo not only gets full access to Ashley&#039;s bod on normal days, but the bastard &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-ashley-tisdale--bikini-pics-from-maui-incl-douchebag--0702&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;also enjoyed birthday sex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; a couple days back. Can&#039;t some &lt;strong&gt;huge Samoan dude&lt;/strong&gt; jump this guy when he&#039;s in the water and steal Ashley away from him?&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:32:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Steve &amp;amp; Barry&#039;s to close 100 stores; may liquidate&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Wall Street Journal, citing &quot;people familiar with the company,&quot; said Steve &amp;amp; Barry&#039;s is seeking about $40 million in financing if it must file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The chain earlier this year created high-profile fashion and footwear lines with actresses Parker and Amanda Bynes, as well as athletes Marbury and Venus Williams.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.newsday.com/news/local/nassau/ny-bzsteve045751524jul04,0,7781660.story&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Newsday&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:01:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Ashley Tisdale - Bikini Pics From Maui (Incl. Douchebag)</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Ashley Tisdale celebrated her 23rd birthday on the beaches of Maui.  Unfortunately she was accompanied by &lt;strong&gt;douchebag Jared Murillo&lt;/strong&gt; (who has a MySpace Music Page... I&#039;m not linking to it to give him free traffic).  Damned be to hell with this douchebag and the inevitable task at hand he&#039;s been delegated as &lt;strong&gt;lucky bastard giver of birthday sex&lt;/strong&gt;.  Damn be to him!!!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:31:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Paris Hilton @ &quot;The Good Life&quot; Opening in L.A.</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Paris Writes Her Own Theme Song&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;It seems that Paris Hilton and her musician boyfriend Benji Madden are inseparable. So much so that the couple is now working together to write the theme song for Hilton’s new MTV show “My New BFF” reports E! News.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Benji and I have been working hard on it,” Paris said. “He&#039;s helping me write the lyrics for the song and then I&#039;ll sing it, too.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not only is Hilton penning a song for her new show, but the socialite also wants to work on her new album.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I&#039;ll have another album come out, for sure. I just don&#039;t know when yet. I only have the summer off, then I&#039;ll be taping another season of BFF. But an album is something I&#039;ll do.”  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.andpop.com/article/11852&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:02:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;About the Bony Pony Horse Ranch:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The famous horse ranch is surrounded by the Santa Monica Mountains that rise up abruptly from sea level to over 3,000 ft. The landmark peak Bony Ridge looms over the horse ranch, hence the name Bony Pony Ranch. These mountains are filled with caves containing American Indian petroglyphs, drawn thousands of years ago by the Chumash Indians, who inhabited the land where the horse ranch now stands. The area around the horse ranch teems with wildlife, including mountain lions, bobcats, coyotes, raccoons, skunk, opossum, kangaroo rats, hawks, eagles, owls, rattlesnakes, lizards, tarantulas and scorpions. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bonyponyranch.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.theRanch&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;[Read More...]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Blake Lively and Penn Badgley Went For A Walk!</title>
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 <description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Penn Badgley (born November 1, 1986) is an American actor and voice actor of film, television, and video games. He presently portrays Dan Humphrey on the CW television series Gossip Girl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In late 2007, it was reported that Badgley was dating his Gossip Girl co-star and former childhood classmate Blake Lively,[3] though, when asked, Badgley declined comment.[4] In May 2008, People magazine published photos of Lively and Badgley kissing while on vacation in Mayan Riviera, Mexico.[5]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In 2007, Badgley was named one of People&#039;s &quot;Sexiest Men Alive.&quot;  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penn_Badgley&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Wiki&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:02:00 -0400</pubDate>
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